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[rary]

Raryyyyyyyyyyyyyy..................Raryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy................I have really excelled myself this year.

I know you live in Scotland so I have ordered our tree close to you.

It's been paid for etc but could you go and pick it up please?

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It's the one with a big red dot on its trunk. Go to the middle and then left a bit, up a bit and 4th from the left. Thats ours

You should have tied a pound note on to the lowest branch so that I could find it easier

[rary]

OK OMG where to begin, I know what you mean as I was a newbie too once. The Gardeners Rest is a public house in Scotland near Rory with a railway station near by that may or may not only exist the heads of those nutters that exercise their imaginations and join in.

.ARE YOU SAYING ITS NOT REAL


PS Rary is as tight as a ducks auntie Not true its just that I dont have any money I can spend
PPS Lumpy like a panto and has a thing about Panto horses
PPPS VC use to be on the dark side (Mod) and has a pointy stick to keep us in control.
PPPPS Balders like to cross dress (but only on the weekends), but he does not appear to be playing yet

The bar is always open and everyone is invited, even if you just pop in for a virtual drink.

but please remember to leave some money behind the bar for me (rary)

The Bottom has fallen out of my world

If I find the Bottom of Your World do I get a reward

Mitzi please join in that way there could be two sensible Grapes participating, apart from me they are all Nuts and for some unknown reason they seem to think I am miserly, I
am not, its just that I dont like parting with money
Now for a small sum I could be your guide through this virtual mad house

[JanieB]

Lumpy, having done a little research on these proposals of which i was ignorant, can I be a judge, pretty please. Then I can sit by the fire being flouncy and make rude comments about the contestants. Oh, and eat and drink.

[Lumpy]

Lumpy, having done a little research on these proposals of which i was ignorant, can I be a judge, pretty please. Then I can sit by the fire being flouncy and make rude comments about the contestants. Oh, and eat and drink.

Of course you can JB. I think a flouncy judge is a far superior person to an unflouncy one.

Cad - no singing for me as everyone knows that my voice brings tears to your eyes...........it sounds like 100's of long fingernails being dragged down a blackboard.

Rary - come into the present old bean.................pound note?

[Cadalot]

I think a flouncy judge is a far superior person to an unflouncy one.

Are we inviting Simon Cowell again then?

Cad - no singing for me as everyone knows that my voice brings tears to your eyes...........it sounds like 100's of long fingernails being dragged down a blackboard.

Perhaps you need to try singing underwater like in the Harry Potter film ?

Rary - come into the present old bean.................pound note?

Lumpy - He is like Scrooge Mc Duck and more than likely has chests full of £1 notes as he is afraid of taking them to the bank and getting them changed into coins or larger notes, especially as 10 x £1 notes looks a lot more than 1 x £10, well 10 x more actually !

If I find the Bottom of Your World do I get a reward

Mitzi please join in that way there could be two sensible Grapes participating, apart from me they are all Nuts and for some unknown reason they seem to think I am miserly, I
am not, its just that I dont like parting with money
Now for a small sum I could be your guide through this virtual mad house

Rary - As I'm not really sure what the Bottom looks like, I think I will pass on your kind offer as you could try and fob me off with any old thing.

Also yes we are Nutters and proud of it - I'm also "Stout" and find the word "Fat" highly offensive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6TWGRcs6E

I see offering guided tours, so you are trying to find a use for all those cassette players you bought at the auction in the 70's

[burnie]

£1 notes still exist in Scotland, I have a few, even framed one to stop people from spending it.

[Cadalot]

£1 notes still exist in Scotland, I have a few, even framed one to stop people from spending it.

I didn't know that, It must be because because paper is cheaper than metal ;0) So as Scottish money is legal tender in the UK what happens about a paper £1 that is no longer legal tender in the UK?

[JanieB]

Of course you can JB. I think a flouncy judge is a far superior person to an unflouncy one.

Cad - no singing for me as everyone knows that my voice brings tears to your eyes...........it sounds like 100's of long fingernails being dragged down a blackboard.

Me too!!

[rary]

Rary - come into the present old bean.................pound note?

Just to let you know Lumpy I like collecting £1 notes

Lumpy - He is like Scrooge Mc Duck and more than likely has chests full of £1 notes as he is afraid of taking them to the bank and getting them changed into coins or larger notes, especially as 10 x £1 notes looks a lot more than 1 x £10, well 10 x more actually !
I actually like collecting all types of British notes they look nice and pretty


Rary - As I'm not really sure what the Bottom looks like, I think I will pass on your kind offer as you could try and fob me off with any old thing.
Cad, I would never try to sell you any old thing it would be a genuine choppy of a bottom!

Also yes we are Nutters and proud of it - I'm also "Stout" and find the word "Fat" highly offensive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6TWGRcs6E

I see offering guided tours, so you are trying to find a use for all those cassette players you bought at the auction in the 70's

Please do not mention those again, if you let people know about them, how will I con them into buying them as modern technological information boxes

£1 notes still exist in Scotland, I have a few, even framed one to stop people from spending it.

You could always send £1 notes to me Burnie, it would be cheaper than having them framed, and I can guarantee they would not be spent

[burnie]

I haven't been offered one for a while, but pretty sure they are still legal tender up here, I've got a few as they make a lot more on fleabay as collectables in a couple of years.

[rary]

I didn't know that, It must be because because paper is cheaper than metal ;0) So as Scottish money is legal tender in the UK what happens about a paper £1 that is no longer legal tender in the UK?

Scottish notes are not legal tender, it is only Bank of England (which was started by aScotsman) notes that are legal tender in Britain, it is just courtesy that Scots notes are used in England, and take it from me that's a thing you don't see very often down below the Lake District

[Baldy]

^^^
Scottish notes or courtesy?
Haven't seen many of the former but most days are filled with the latter in these parts...

[veggiechicken]

Same here Baldy!! I've just agreed with you

[Baldy]

^^^ that's um, I think the third time... you're coming around VC

[veggiechicken]

I must be softening in my old age, Baldy. That's a bit like flabby and floppy, you know

Have you met Flabby and Floppy yet? They're the 2 Ugly sisters in the panto!