1 Day and counting......................

[burnie]

Lumpy, can anyone play the Bagpipes?...................................(I quite like them outside, but not inside, even in a very large building).

[Lumpy]

Rary...............as a Mole
That'll be the short. rolypoly, black velvet outfit that Lumpy keeps at the back of her wardrobe for those "special" occasions when she wants to impress. You should be honoured, rary, the last person to wear it was 007 when he worked on the underground.

Oi VC have you been in my wardrobe again? I told you last time to be careful in there because if you go too far in it gets really cold and icy......................oops sorry I was just going into Narnia mode.

Mind you thoughts of Narnia does take my mind off thoughts of Daniel Craig dressed as a velvety mole offering to dig anywhere I want him too. Must stop quivering now and get back to....nope the mole still has it..........................

[Lumpy]

Cad - can you tell Yoda that he's hired? I have found him a suitable costume



Burnie - you could offer bagpipe lessons to anyone that wants a go................?

[burnie]

I could offer Bungee jumping as well, not that you'll find me too close to either.....................

[Lumpy]

I could offer Bungee jumping as well, not that you'll find me too close to either.....................

That could be really exciting Burnie - we could call it the Piping while you Plummit Experience!

[Cadalot]

What about Christmas vegetable platters ?

[Lumpy]

What about Christmas vegetable platters ?

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Nice to see you are getting the Gardeners Rest affect.

The only problem I can see is that there would be no space at the bar with loads of Chris-most plates scattered all asunder!

How about a veggie tree decoration comp instead?

[Greenleaves]

How about a HUMBUG!

[Cadalot]

Greenleaves I too like boiled sweets but better still what about



Lumpy liking the idea of a veggie tree decoration comp instead but can we add BACON ?

[Lumpy]

How about a HUMBUG!

Now, behave yourself GL = you know that you got a pass with distinction for your aversion therapy!

How about having a go at more Hum less Bug!

[Lumpy]

Greenleaves I too like boiled sweets but better still what about

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Lumpy liking the idea of a veggie tree decoration comp instead but can we add BACON ?

Have you got a vegetarian and vegan substitute in mind or is it meaty all the way.

Either way the tree would have to have piggin big branches to hang a few of your turkey balls on it.

[Lumpy]

OH no now look what I've done! Made a complete mess of the above as GL and Cad have morhed into each other!

[veggiechicken]

What if we all choose a decoration for the GR tree? One that represents our individual personality?

Shall we, can we, please Mistress Lumpy, Creative Director extraordinary?

[Cadalot]

Why Oh Why have I got Dr Hooks the Freaker's Ball going through my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs5MAWinxqQ

[Lumpy]

What if we all choose a decoration for the GR tree? One that represents our individual personality?

Shall we, can we, please Mistress Lumpy, Creative Director extraordinary?

Oh go on then VC - you grovel so well!
Right, we know Cads chosen bauble so what about you?

Here mine.........................