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  • #91
    Bits of wallpaper... He scratched his head and said
    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


    ...utterly nutterly
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    • #92
      ........Is that plaster or is my dandruff flaring up again?
      Wiping his hands on.............

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      • #93
        Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
        ........Is that plaster or is my dandruff flaring up again?
        Wiping his hands on.............
        The panto horses tail , he lifted his drink and supped down the...
        I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


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        • #94
          ............Marmite Guinness in one long slurp!
          Trip and Ap exchanged looks, and decided to make a run for it. A Rary when roused.........

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          • #95
            because he hated marmite with.................

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            • #96
              out bread, then looked about for Trip or AP, Trip had said he was leaving a tab behind the bar, and AP could be doing with some light exersize, so pulling cash out his pocket would do.
              it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

              Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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              • #97
                So, Ap then pulled a wad out of Rary's pocket, paid for a round, kept back £17 for Rary's new NVS subscription and handed Rary back what was left. Rary stood open........................

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                • #98
                  ............mouthed but Rary had the last laugh as.............
                  sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                  KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                  • #99
                    Right says Rary, who wants to buy some cans of paint, various colours, then holds out his shirt to show the choice, its going for a good price, the cans got a bit bashed when they fell off the lorry but the paint is not bruised
                    it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                    Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                    • Mouthed legs spread wide as he...........................
                      Potty by name Potty by nature.

                      By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


                      We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

                      Aesop 620BC-560BC

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                      • Originally posted by Potstubsdustbins View Post
                        Mouthed legs spread wide as he...........................
                        fumbled in his pockets for his wad which had .....................

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                        • and look ideal for colouring in your own money
                          it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                          Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                          • Forged notes in the GR was not a new thing. Last time......................

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                            • Said hello to Janieb who'd just walked in also covered in paint And wearing a moth eaten jumper. Am I include in this round she asked. I'm.......
                              "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                              "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
                              Oxfordshire

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                              • on the bell. Ap shouted over - mines a ....................

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