I've bought a wood!

[Feral007]

Oh well, if you're not going to wear tights your probably quite safe around here then. Tis a little unruly at times!

[Mikey]

Hi Mikey and thanks. You're one of the closest to the wood - its midway between Carmarthen and Llanelli.
If ever you want a Butcher's 'ook let me know. The neighbouring carriageway is a single track country road. If I take any trees out, it'll be those first - I know the neighbours have taken out their sycamore alongside the road.
We're still recruiting for the cast of Robin Hood - fancy being Wodger the Shrubber, or Alan A Dale - can you sing?

I is Welsh, what do you mean can you sing!?!.......

No offense but I'm not the kind of bloke to enjoy wearing tights...

My Inlaws are from Trimsaran originally so they are not that far from you, its a lovely part of the world, are you cross country or coastal route? I'd like to move back that way, but littleun is settled in school so I can't see it happening for a while yet.

[Feral007]

Oh you know we're used to travelling long distances out here. Just knocked back a 20 hour trip. If I traded a plane for the car I'd almost be there! Do they allow your chainsaw on the plane tho? I know yue can't take your nail scissors.
VC tis like a bird but shiny, before you asketh

[Mikey]

Thats a long way to travel for a pizza isn't it feral, I might be in South Wales, but mine isn't the new one.

[veggiechicken]

Hi Mikey and thanks. You're one of the closest to the wood - its midway between Carmarthen and Llanelli.
If ever you want a Butcher's 'ook let me know. The neighbouring carriageway is a single track country road. If I take any trees out, it'll be those first - I know the neighbours have taken out their sycamore alongside the road.
We're still recruiting for the cast of Robin Hood - fancy being Wodger the Shrubber, or Alan A Dale - can you sing?

[Feral007]

Oh and culd you let me knoweth when the pizza night is on so I can be sureth to get those pesky babbies out of the way first?

[Feral007]

Well I do like a wood obsessed man Mikey! My wood is seasoned when I buy it, and burnt shortly after. They do sayeth that you can't see the wood for the trees, not true. I can see the trees and then the wood, it's the chainsaw sharpening I can't quite get the hang of.
Wuld you be picking up the wood for seasoning in ur tights? And wot colour wuld they be?

[Mikey]

Sorry VC, been away for a few days and come back to find you've bought a wood!!!

I would try to read through this whole thread but with 46 pages......I haven't got all day.

I'm not sure if this has already been discussed, does your wood neighbour any carriageways?

I think the only consideration is that you need to ensure that your trees don't overhang the carriageway, and maintain this. (i'm sure you already know this)

Enjoy VC, fair trek for a few logs mind....if you need a man with a van to collect some wood, for the fee of some wood we can work something out.

I've got a fair bit of eucalyptus seasoning at the moment, but I'd always be interested in some oak or ash for the pizza oven.

[veggiechicken]

Halfway to your desire fair maid would be our Jester for he wears tights of two colours .....
Stop being wude about men in woad,which weminds me where is Wodger the Shrubber got to ?

I thank thee, Much, that image has fair put me off my mid-morning herb tea break!1
I don't think we ever had a Wodger the Shrubber. He must be hedging his bets somewhere else, methinks!

[Feral007]

Oh no! That's just not right!

[bearded bloke]

A man without the green tights...........?

Halfway to your desire fair maid would be our Jester for he wears tights of two colours .....





Stop being wude about men in woad,which weminds me where is Wodger the Shrubber got to ?

[Feral007]

Well yes, but then I'm not a knitter myself so I can't help out. Since I made a tree change to the verily freaking cold part of the country the only use I've found for mine own tights is stringing up the tomato plants! Still a man in tights could come in handy. Of course, if it was green tights he was wearing I wuld ne'er string the mato's up with them! Cos they are special tights them green ones!

[veggiechicken]

Don't want to waste energy unnecessarily! Anyway, the time its taking LadyLottie to make these tights.... but I must not venture there, for she hath a tongue like a viper when roused

[Feral007]

Well really VC - I think women with our skills could get around that problem!

[veggiechicken]

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A man in green tights with money .............what more could a maid asketh for?

A man without the green tights...........?