I've bought a wood!

[binley100]

Please release me let me gooooooooo - oops wrong thread .....

[veggiechicken]

Please, Robin, gather together the Merry men and Archers for we are in dire need of sustenance this evening. I fear the Nudge Wink "Young" Crone may be about to deliver up a monster from her belly, the manner in which she speaketh. I do hope not for the Midwife is asleep in her small cottage darn-under.
Being a Gentlewoman, my teeny little tummykins is purring gently but I fear I may not be able to last much longer without a little nibble.
Find Cook and bring her back safely, I beg of you!

[Pa Snips]

My humble apologies to you but I drink'eth not of the brewed beverage known as ale, however, my keg doth overflow'eth with the pristine spring water of the woodland.

[donnakebab]

Verily does this mean that there be little in the way of sustenance this fair eve? Shame for there be a beast in my belly that growleth like thunder.

Though there are those that say that thirst is oft times mistaken for hunger. Bring on the Ale!

[Pa Snips]

Help help .....I've been imprisoned in this dark place of entertainment .....can't see the sun and it'll be gone by the time I'm released ...............help help rescue me .........

That would explain why my hungry tum-tum remains empty...be strong chief cook & bottle washer, my trusty steed shall deliver me to your rescue with great haste.

[Peas'n'Kews]

Ah, Binley - if thee would provide a location for thine imprisonment I would verily come with bow and arrow and shoot thine captors, this releasing thee to view the strange yellow thing that shineth mightily upon us!

[binley100]

Help help .....I've been imprisoned in this dark place of entertainment .....can't see the sun and it'll be gone by the time I'm released ...............help help rescue me .........

[Peas'n'Kews]

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I wish our Herbalist and Archer a safe journey today as she ventures forth to visit her aged parents - take care not to run foul of Dennis Moore, for I hear he is in your parts
And to all others who shall visit us in the Wood today, I bid welcome, for the sun doth shine and there is much to plant and sow to feed our merry band through the cold winter months to come.
BTW We're at No 1 this fine morn!!

My return trip from the aged (and completey gaga) parents was completed with success, my trusty-rusty steed bore me well, even up the bluddy steep hill right at the end of the journey.

My thanks for your well wishes. Good cheer (hic!) to the rest of the merry band basking in the suns last rays and imbibing of the ale, cakes, and grub provided by motley assorted member of said group.

[binley100]

Nice legs BB.........Don't think you look comfy in those heels tho'

[Potstubsdustbins]

Give me a gooseberry?

Very Very close Fair Maid. Actually its translates as 'Excuse me would you be so kind as to give me a gooseberry please'.

Tuck

[bearded bloke]

you don't have to wear tights you could wear a skirt like the Friar does

Or you could wear both tights & a skirt if you fancy we are an open minded bunch here

[taff]

Wuld you be picking up the wood for seasoning in ur tights? And wot colour wuld they be?

I'm beginning to think you and vc are obsessed with tights.....M&S do very nice ones, tad exensive though, you'll have to get someone to rob someone else....oh...wait....

[veggiechicken]

I'll ask Mistress Lottie to knock you up something in sackcloth! Sleep well down under and don't snore - you'll alert the Sheriff.

[Feral007]

Is that where the name 'Little Bo Peep' came from? Always wondereth.

I'm off for the night, doubt whether I have a freshly laundered nightie awaiting me, but us colonials just have to rough it I guesseth.

[veggiechicken]

I is Welsh, what do you mean can you sing!?!.......
No offense but I'm not the kind of bloke to enjoy wearing tights...
My Inlaws are from Trimsaran originally so they are not that far from you, its a lovely part of the world, are you cross country or coastal route? I'd like to move back that way, but littleun is settled in school so I can't see it happening for a while yet.

Its near Pontyberem, Mikey, I go through Trimsaran to get there. let me know when you're down next.

I think you're just the man for Alan A-Dale - you don't have to wear tights you could wear a skirt like the Friar does Or just go without, we gentlewomen will avert our eyes (well, p'raps a little peep)