I've bought a wood!

[Nicos]

Stand ye back fair MAID Marion...we have your honour to upkeep !

* elbows her out of the way and shuffles up to create a human barrier with VVG!

[veggiechicken]

I never move without mine!!

[VirginVegGrower]

Oh phwaaar

Tell you what- I'll go back with you and distract him with me barrels...and you could grab the tent! te he!!!

I'll bring my barrels too

[Nicos]

Good morrow fair maid,yestereve I did return to the field behind the castle to borrow the sheriffs swanky new high tech shower tent but he was in residence at that very moment ....




So yea verily I did leg it at a pace that would have impressed a woodland deer

Oh phwaaar

Tell you what- I'll go back with you and distract him with me barrels...and you could grab the tent! te he!!!

[veggiechicken]

Fare thee well, Maid Lottie at thy lottie, don't lose the plottie, it soon gets grottie!!

[lottie dolly]

good morrow me lady and cast,i shall be most busy today,to come and play,for i have a plot to attend,and lets not pretend,is not an easy year,what with washing and cleaning,the place is not gleaming,tis a maid myself i need,so here is wishing you all a good day and god speed,
in a few anyway,before the sheriff unplugs me putor

[veggiechicken]

Good Morrow to you Much. Thou art indeed a man of good in-tent and initiative. I hear tell that The Sheriff doth wash but once a year (or was that but one ear?). I am truly glad that you escaped capture and lived to fight another day.

[bearded bloke]

'Twere but yesterday that kind Much did provide a castellated privy, mayhap today he will set to and enlarge the pool that we may bathe discretely out of sight of the MerryMen.

Good morrow fair maid,yestereve I did return to the field behind the castle to borrow the sheriffs swanky new high tech shower tent but he was in residence at that very moment ....




So yea verily I did leg it at a pace that would have impressed a woodland deer

[donnakebab]

Good morrow Old Crone. I feel a little weak and faint. You, I say again, You - wear undergarments!! I have heard it said that you....... But Hush, I do not wish to spread the vile rumours that I hear whispered at night - for I am a lady of discretion (though some may say otherwise.'
'Twere but yesterday that kind Much did provide a castellated privy, mayhap today he will set to and enlarge the pool that we may bathe discretely out of sight of the MerryMen.
As to the cleansing of the undergarments, we are in sore need of a Scrubber. Any volunteers (perks include handling ladies (and the Old Crones ) underclothing.

I fancy the rumours may not be concerning the wearing of said undergarments, but perchance the contents thereof. We crones have secret places wherein to conceal such diverse potions, ointments and dried creepy crawlies that needs assist us in all manner of circumstances. A crone's vestments have many layers and are not for the fumbling of strangers. I shall therefore cleanse mine own undies.

[veggiechicken]

Greetings to you all. We have a busy day ahead, gathering woad for Lady Lottie who is in Dyer need, I thank thee Gypsy Wench Bearing for thy kind offer of the wearwithall
And we must also gather natural saponins under the guidance of Mistress Nicos, the Brains Bitter Wench, who clearly knows a thing or two about how to put froth on top.
Let us go forth and fifth into the sunshine and forage.

[veggiechicken]

Good morning my ladies. Me thinks we need to set up some facilities for washing of the undergarments.
Is there a suitable pool nearby that is fed by the stream? Natural soap would refresh our garments and leave the ecosystem intact.
I spilt some ale down me cleavage yesterday.

Good morrow Old Crone. I feel a little weak and faint. You, I say again, You - wear undergarments!! I have heard it said that you....... But Hush, I do not wish to spread the vile rumours that I hear whispered at night - for I am a lady of discretion (though some may say otherwise.'
'Twere but yesterday that kind Much did provide a castellated privy, mayhap today he will set to and enlarge the pool that we may bathe discretely out of sight of the MerryMen.
As to the cleansing of the undergarments, we are in sore need of a Scrubber. Any volunteers (perks include handling ladies (and the Old Crones ) underclothing.

[Nicos]

Good morning my ladies. Me thinks we need to set up some facilities for washing of the undergarments.

Is there a suitable pool nearby that is fed by the stream? Natural soap would refresh our garments and leave the ecosystem intact.

I spilt some ale down me cleavage yesterday.

Ok- so we clearly need a foraging party....

Soapwort,Ragged Robin,Companions, Bracken rhyzomes,conkers....they all contain saponins for building up a lather....any volunteers?

[zazen999]

I 'ad a bundle of woad that Mr Gypsy Wench Bearing took out of his patch 7 days hence; it is sat - prone - in our composter, chopped and forlorn. Anyone seeking woad, thou art welcome to dig deep - verily it may be found under the Kale Remaining, [Whiteflies] and the Many Merrie Miner's Lettuce. It be not a pretty plant and taketh valueble space for the pretty things.

Pray tell, wherefore needest it thou? Who is dyeing?

[Peas'n'Kews]

Good morrow to you Herbalist. We have earwigs aplenty in the wood. Mayhap you have some specially trained for the cleansing of orifices?
I believe the Hostler did freely imbibe last night and would appear to be in repose e'en now.

Well met and hail! to you Maid M.

I have seen the good Hostler's early morn post, and can judge thereby that she is well.

Have trained earwigs to a farethewell, but always on the lookout for stock to increase genetic diversity - also Mr PnK dost display vile humour towards lowly earwigs and has been known to verily stamp and squish said species when he doth discovereth them.

My thyme tea potion is perchance a more reliable remedy than the unchancy trained earwigs, tho they be not used for the same ailments....

[Glutton4...]

...I believe the Hostler did freely imbibe last night and would appear to be in repose e'en now.

Ostler and 'Untsperson is already up an' about actually!

The animals are tended, and the fire is tidied. But I do wish someone would clean up all the pots an' pans before retiring of an eve - there's a bladdy mess by the sink, and I'm not going to be tasked with neither the fetching nor the boiling of water for the cleaning of said items. I just won't!