I've bought a wood!

[Glutton4...]

Said obstruction was removed! Cheers! *raises glass

Warm saline dribbled in.
Glug.
Squeek.
Tickle.
Glug.
Tipped head, water ran out, bung stayed put.

Second time, it worked!

I feel strangely lop-sided now. Cheers!

[Potstubsdustbins]

Party on people ..................

Now thems what I call tights.

Tuck

[veggiechicken]

Welcome back Much, you have be Much missed, especially as you know where the other casks are secreted.

[veggiechicken]

Olive oil or any other oil (apart from Engine oil) should do it. Put some in, block your ear with cotton wool and sleep on it. Try again tomorrow when it will have softened up.
Meanwhile, have another glass or three to take your mind off it. Oh, and be very grateful that none of the wise women are around. they probably have trained spiders that could crawl in and haul the bud out

[bearded bloke]

Party on people ..................

[Glutton4...]

No excuse needed, in my opinion. Cheers!

Said obstruction is refusing all attempts at extraction at the moment, and my assistant is becoming reluctant. I think I'll replenish my glass, and pour some of it down my lugg'ole!

[veggiechicken]

Mistress Jeanie, could you bring forth a cask of Malmsey from Much's stores. We must celebrate (I don't know what but who needs an excuse?)

[cardiffsteve]

How about a match stick carefully in ear?
Not the lit end

Or visit to physician to extract with instruments of torture.

[Jeanied]

* shuffles out of the kitchen
* hands G4 a flask of olive oil
Here you go, mistress - this'll float the budder out

[Glutton4...]

I could nip round the other side and blow hard that might dislodge it

Tuck

Now that's a thought - already tried the Vacuum!!!!

[Potstubsdustbins]

I could nip round the other side and blow hard that might dislodge it

Tuck

[cardiffsteve]

What about poking an 'arra right through t' push out bud?

[Potstubsdustbins]

Spose it'll stop the light shining right through and setting the wood alight

Risky Jester Risky. I would rattle your stick if I were you.

Tuck

[Pa Snips]

Erm....any of that cake left?

[veggiechicken]

Fair Maid, it is an award for learning earned today after 65 & 3/4 years.
Qualified By Experience.
Tuck

Congratulations Friar. Don't suppose you could use your crozier to assist the 'Ostler get summat out of her ear'ole?

Well, goodly woodland folk. I appear to have a problem with my ear. I bathed in the river, soaked my aching bones, washed my locks, an' all other parts too. Then, whilst drying out my ear'oles I inadvertently lost the end of a cotton bud!

T'is OK though, I can hear out t'other ear'ole.

*Sups a medicinal Grin an' tonic.

Don't appear to have a crochet 'ook 'andy...