I've bought a wood!

[mothhawk]

A cloak of invisibility! Art sure this be not witchcraft?

I bring thee a spider anyway.

[donnakebab]

My method is on image, save as...and I get the option to save as a jpg. image in My Pictures.

I use not the Windows though say it may differ for thy goodself.

[mothhawk]

I thank thee most kindly, Much. Thou art indeed a goodly fellowe, and for thy inventiveness thou riseth in my esteem daily.

Canst tell me if there be a way of posting pics direct from the web, since each time I try I am told that I am in error, and so I have to resort to ye photobucket, a most laborious process.

[donnakebab]

Damn ............they have me again
But you all seem to be coping admirably without me ..........

Tis a fair pain in the nether regions that our most excellent cook be incarcerated once again. This great inconvenience to us (and fair cook also) must be surmounted for the benefit and comfort of us all.

Henceforth, fivesooth and verily I pray that all members of our merry band shall collect and deliver to me as many and varied an eight legged silk spinning arachnoid as they have a mind to capture in appropriate vessels. They must be kept live or they will be unable to construct the glorious webs for which they are most famed. From these webs I shall endeavour to fashion a silken cloak, unseen by human eyes, for the concealment our much missed cook. She must carry it about her at all times and when the danger of incarceration looms all that is needed is for her to wrap the cloak about her...she will be rendered invisible and safe from the clutches of her most heinous assailants.

T'as been many a decade since I accomplished such a task but am verily up for it once more for my belly, and the beast within, likes not being denied. So get ye gathering merry band members, all appropriate vessels of live arachnoid variants to be deposited in empty barrel under the big oak where I keeps me cauldron.

[veggiechicken]

Thank 'ee kindly Much, But I have one small question - who has the pick of the tarts this even?

[bearded bloke]

Eventide greetings to all. I thought myself to late to sup with the merrie band, but see that once again our cook is confined.

Fear not oh Falconer fair,for whenst I did take the flour to the baker forwith to make bread,I found that he has started making banquet opening tartes & pastries I have samples that should suffice until our chef arrives ..................

[bearded bloke]

Verily me thinketh that maiden PnK's is in dire need of practice with her bow-n-arra's & so have duly located her an archery school to increase her abilities

Free tutoring,opento all Maidens & merrimen of the wood

[mothhawk]

Eventide greetings to all. I thought myself to late to sup with the merrie band, but see that once again our cook is confined.

....he also believes that it is my witchery that has magicked his crowning glory from deepest darkest hues to that of faded badger.....It is my belief that he is fevered of the mind and his imagination doth play tricks upon him. Perhaps the imbibing of your herbes will cure his bragging.

There are potions openly available (Just For Men ) from wise herbalists that with careful application will return youthful looks and hair to your old badger, jules.

And Jester, art thou cured of thy affliction?

[veggiechicken]

'Tis the Jester, we haven't seen you in this neck of the woods for a while, and your merry japes have been sorely missed - though I thinkest that I may regret those fine words!
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[cardiffsteve]

Mistress Ossler.
I hopeth thou is not wasting precious water and thou is taking a bath with Mr Ossler?

[Glutton4...]

Good eeeeventime merrie woodland folke! This woodland has been a splendid place in which to shelter from the sun's vicious rays, this day. Mine arms are pinkish and freckly, and mine internal temperature has been fluctuating most annoyingly this day.

The 'Osses have been tended, but yet againe the 'Ens are refusing to retire at this hour. The 'Ound is resting, after this afternoon's hunting activities, and will, no doubt, wake from his slumber at the verrie moment his supper is served, as is his wont.

I myselfe am aching good and proper from the last few days' exertions, and a wallow in the river will be my pastime yet againe, for this evening. I have tried some warm milky sustenance, but it appears not to be assisting my recovery.

[veggiechicken]

I am a gentlewoman and always drink from a glass of the purest crystal,(but keep the bottle handy for top-ups when no-one is looking) Hic!!!!

[bearded bloke]

A silence fell over the woodland as Maid Marion tried hard to decide the answer to her quandary .......

[veggiechicken]

I do thank thee Much, for the heat is affecting me and I am in need of a restorative. I do hope you have more than one bottle

[bearded bloke]

For our gracious hostess Maid Marion I bring a very special mead from afar ..........