I've bought a wood!

[veggiechicken]

Good eventide to you Falconer Mothhawk. 'Tis goode to see you again. Some fresh sea fish would also be welcome, 'twould make a change from the continous roast ox and venison that we are served each even (and the snails and chanterelles and cheese and bread and pastries and jacket potatoes and...........).

[mothhawk]

Good eventide to one and all, and adieu already it would seem to mistress Jules. Prithee when thou returnst from thy seashore visit bring thou salt if thou canst. 'Tis a much valued commodity and would add savour to our good cook's banquets.

[veggiechicken]

A breath of sea air willt do thee both goode. Let your cares and worries disappear on the outgoing tide, for a new tide will return tomorrow and bring with it a fresh outlook.
Meanwhile, I will toast your safe return, Hic!!!

[julesapple]

Myne Crippled Man hath call'ed. He wishes to partake of the sea air, so I must rouse myself from this torpor. Perhaps there will be some coolness by the sea.....A goode evening is bid to thee all!

[veggiechicken]

I trust I find thee well?

Canst thou tell us where thee well is, Hostler, 'twould be easier than drawing water from the stream
Mistress Jules, thou art not a paine, thou art a damsel in distress and we will do our utmost to remove all cares from your minde, for within this woode all manner of spells are cast and potions drunk, especially those with a crisp, dry finish!
Shall I order up another bottle?

[julesapple]

Why what a surprise, Lady Jules and the Hostler have entered together - I do hope they're just good friends!

Aye, maybe I should search for partners new as ye olde Crippled Man seems to be completely knackered. I do not wish to offend the good lady Geefore, but should I search for partners new I do thynk it will have to be a man of the male persuasion. I shall bide yet awhile with my spouse of yore as he maye well be fix't.

Why do all the doores in mine house rattle, and yet there be no air to stir them or even to breathe?

[julesapple]

I trust I find thee well?

Hast thee found them? I think they are hiding from Mee, for I have beene a paine today.

[veggiechicken]

Why what a surprise, Lady Jules and the Hostler have entered together - I do hope they're just good friends! I should have been on my travels today, visiting my stately home, but 'tis too hot and I shall bide awhile longer in the cool shade of the trees. Has anyone heard from Cook today, I fancy a little nibble - but not of Cook, you understand, for she can be tough in parts.

[Glutton4...]

May I wish thee a merry eventime, goodly woodland folk. I trust I find thee well?

I have toiled hard this day. My steed was bathed this morn, much to his disgust, and was allowed the day off as a reward for good behaviour. My hound was allowed exercise with his bosom buddy, and came home happy. I have today, taken delivery of, and already erected, a device, powered by the sun, no less, that should ensure the continued safety of the laying flock.

The day has been warm, and much grass has been cut this afternoon, however, I am fading fast, and will take my aching muscles for a goodly soak. The aches have been slightly diminished by the imbibing of a goodly brew, purchased locally on my homebound journey, and swallowed greedily upon my arrival. Tis a 'crisp light cyder' and was indeed, delicious.

[julesapple]

Nobody here since ye olde teatime? Methinks you have deserted the woode and gone to the Inne...it is that or you are all pye-eyed and incapable of thee typyng......

[veggiechicken]

Good Day to you Maid Lottie. It is so hot today that I shall continue reclining in my leafy bower - my wants are few - although a cool draught of fresh spring water would be most refreshing. Please take a while to cool yourself as this evening may become hot in all sorts of ways

[lottie dolly]

good after lunch to all,what duties do you have for me MM,i got lost in your wood,and none understood,got scratched with roses,saw the butterfys poses,then eventually i was rescued by a man in green tights,

[veggiechicken]

Fear not, Buxom kitchen wench Jeanie, we art down to No 3 today, thou wilt not have to make quite so many cups of tea for the visitors, although I wouldn't mind one meself.......
ADVERT - do join the Wood Group at http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ent-group.html
so that we may prepare for new adventures!

[Jeanied]

Jeanied mutters from the kitchen

*bladdy 'ell, page sixty and no 1 on google - what is the wood coming to? And think of all those cups of tea to brew.

[veggiechicken]

Fear not fair maid for I have fashioned a new key ......
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One,that like the mighty Excaliber can only be used by those with the true power
*If you can lift it,you can use it"

Thank 'ee Kind Much for this new key. Methinks that it may be rather large to be concealed with comfort in my usual place of concealment. I needs must find somewhere more capacious............