I've bought a wood!

[DGoulston]

I will enjoy the many casks today in the realm, as for tomorrow I set sail on the Norfolk Broads (from Broads Haven, Potter Heigham) to travel many winding sea's for a stag do! (I am the best man)

There will be many casks going amiss and debotury a-plenty!

I will be travelling on this suitable vessel with a few of my finest merry men for 3 nights and days.



Any recommendations of a fine Inn of which, we can anchor up at would be well received!

KRTL

[veggiechicken]

Good morrow, Sire, (curtsies.. that's me, not King Dick). I will ask Master Brewer to send more casks and Much to 'ave a rummage in the Stores - so it pleaseth your Maj.
Fancy popping round later for a jar or two

[DGoulston]

Good Morrow to All,

I bid plenty Ale to make the merry men merrier, and Wine for the ladies! To also make the merry men merrier

KRTL.

[ladylottie]

Good day Merry band and today will, verily be a good day for us all. For I have received word from afar that there may be a new member joining our band in the not so distant future for he hath made overtures towards joining already. I know little about him but he has a strange, foreign name that is difficult upon the tongue, yekim. I hope he will make himself known to us soon.
.......... Our new Merrie man has arrived. His name has been adapted to something that we can pronounce - let us welcome Mick of All Trades (and Master of None!) to our midst. We can call on Mick to fetch and carry and be the general DogsBody - But ladies, I beseech you, be gentle with him for he knoweth not our ways and some of them are a little strange

Good morrow to all. I hope you all had a peaceful night's sleep and didn't all toss about in the sticky heat. Today looks like being another very hot day despite a few clouds around at the moment so let's hope for a few gentle breezes blowing through our fair woodland.
O good - another Merrie Man to join our band and one who speaks a strange and foreign tongue. (Just how strange is he?) Perhaps he will have many a new skill to teach us. We will see.
After I have broken my fast I will check how many pairs of tights I have left in the storehouse. I may not have his size.........

[veggiechicken]

I always fold the bog roll like that when I've cleaned the bathrooms.

My mrs thinks I'm insane

I can't argue with your Mrs - the lady is always right!!

[chris]

I always fold the bog roll like that when I've cleaned the bathrooms.

My mrs thinks I'm insane

[veggiechicken]

Good day Merry band and today will, verily be a good day for us all. For I have received word from afar that there may be a new member joining our band in the not so distant future for he hath made overtures towards joining already. I know little about him but he has a strange, foreign name that is difficult upon the tongue, yekim. I hope he will make himself known to us soon.
.......... Our new Merrie man has arrived. His name has been adapted to something that we can pronounce - let us welcome Mick of All Trades (and Master of None!) to our midst. We can call on Mick to fetch and carry and be the general DogsBody - But ladies, I beseech you, be gentle with him for he knoweth not our ways and some of them are a little strange

[veggiechicken]

I will, kind Friar. Thou art so thoughtful, I will think of you with every wipe

[Potstubsdustbins]

Fair Maid your words gladden my heart, just remember me every time you have need of it.

Tuck.

[veggiechicken]

Why Friar, it is beautiful, so neatly folded and rolled, I thank thee from the bottom of my bottom.

[Potstubsdustbins]

Ey up I am back me duckies bearing gifts as they say.

T'would seem to me that all I have to offer is redemtion in the after life and I so wanted to be remembered for something else, something really good if you see what I mean.

Something that would be in use every day by all folks in our merry band. Something that when used they would remember Tuck Esq QBE.

And so I give you the



For your easement.

Tuck

[veggiechicken]

I wish thee a peaceful night Lady Jules. I am sure that the Good Ladies of the Wood could provide you with a herbal potion to aid your sleep and that of your bedfellow........
Until the morrow.......

[julesapple]

I have just come into thy woode for to wish thee Merrie Bande a goode night and pleasant dreams. I must go now, to aid the Crippled Man in his ablute, to supply him with restful potions and to elbow him sharply should he emit snores untenable to myne delicate eares.

Fair thee all a peaceful night, I shall greet thee upon the morrow!

[chris]

lol

[veggiechicken]

Good grief, is this thread still going?

ma'am VC certainly knows how to erm type.

Hey Chris, I'll have you know this thread has been at the top of the Google Searches off and on over the last few days. If you want to be popular, come and join us. If not...........