I've bought a wood!

[Peas'n'Kews]

What happened to t jousting or tourney? We've been preparing fine nag for his job; I dont know where to find a bow and arrow so that myghte be a handicap for us'en. How about throwing some cowpats (dried) and horse scones (steaming)? If the weather be as good as ye are all skiting about then a dip in the stream would cure all.
I'll have a cuppa too then if I may? And some of t horses carrot cake (no, not t' horses scones!)
Tis grey and chilly hereabouts, and the fire is still going. I'm planning on warming jobs today.

Mine Lorde Mr PnK MAKES long bows and has many of them, such as could easily fit out several tournies.

So we will provide the bows arr'as, and if thou fanciest a wee bit joust on a log over the river, we canst also provide staves....

Cups of tea and beverages of the alchololic persausion are always most welcome, too.



And thank thee all very prettily for the google demon tips, now I understand!

[Nicos]

Anyone fancy nibbling me strawberries????

[bearded bloke]

Strange- tis 3rd on mine!

Trap it in inverted comma's Nicos the google looks for the exact term with trapped words being first in the sentence/title

"I've bought a wood" = #1
I've bought a wood = #3

[bearded bloke]

Ahhh but that ^^^^^^^^^^ is because of my typo in the search box spelt properly tis indeed still top of the pile

[Nicos]

Strange- tis 3rd on mine!

[veggiechicken]

Tis no 1 if you do it My Way!

[bearded bloke]

Tis now but number 8 on my machine (google ,,,,,, I've brought a wood PnK)

[veggiechicken]

If thou dost a search for "I've bought a wood" that little demon will put it at top 'o page!

[Peas'n'Kews]

Evening ma'am. Doth thou realise you are still at no I in the scrolls they call google?

Thou art famous at last.

Just don't let it go to your head Mam! Like the ale, too much is not a good idea.

I am most familiar with the good demon "Google" but would praythee inform me how thou can tell our fair Maid is at No. 1? Its driving me nuts!

Ta muchly

[mothhawk]

Good morrow. I bring inflated pigs bladders to decorate the glade:


and shall be coming in me posh frock

[bearded bloke]

i do not wear green tights,only look at them,as i am a laydies maid and thus wear garments that suit my position,

May I sayeth how very finely they fit yee

[lottie dolly]

good morning fellow peeps,must say a gratitude for the minstrels,a very fine bunch they sound,hath made the day brighter as i trample the laundry in yon stream,

midwife dear,i do not wear green tights,only look at them,as i am a laydies maid and thus wear garments that suit my position,

[Feral007]

Oh quick let's have a joust whilst we still can - spotty for Australia!
No babbies this eve people's, tis party time. Have we all our green tights handy? Cake and ale for all! Sorry no photos, too busy eating and quaffing t'ale.

[bearded bloke]

I have brought minstrels from afar to make merri sounds for all to harken unto whilest preparation are being made for the evenings jolities

[veggiechicken]

Good morrow to you all. Tonight may be our last chance to make merry - so, let's make it a good night and pull the curtain down on our adventures. See you all at the party