I've bought a wood!

[bearded bloke]

Yea verily MM/VC that did make me chortle with merriment Gotta remember that for future use

[veggiechicken]

Aah Brains IPA. Memories!!! For while I was still being dandled at my Nurse's knee, I can recall the heady aroma of Brain's brewery although the stench may also have been from my Nurse's breath for she were known to imbibe freely of this pure ale. I have been led to believe that IPA stood for I'm P*ssed again but you must be correct, Much for you have done much research into such matters

[Peas'n'Kews]

Any treatment for sunburned back and barrels. I can't lie on either

Ah! I have the very thing.... My herb garden abounds with soft chamomile, for I dearly love the tea when I can't get ale...

so I will make thee up a lotion of chamomile forth and sixthwith, be that a soothing thing, forsooth??

[bearded bloke]

I'll bringeth myne own straw then will I BB?

Yey verily thou canst bringeth thine own straw/tankard/goblet tis Red Stocking Colonial Ale on the right & Brains Indian Pale Ale (bet you always wondered what IPA stood for) on the left.

Drink heartily for the supply is good

[Peas'n'Kews]

I too must hasten to my bed as my knee giveth me much gip. I applied several leaches a few hours past in order to ease the swelling...but they shrivelled and died.

Perchance I must seek aid from a physic on the morrow.

Farewell and goodnight.

Good lady, try a comfrey poltice on thy poorly knee. Verily we of the merry band usually retain the comfrey for the nurishment of our crops, but its properties as "knit all" would perchance benefit thy swollen parts.....

[Feral007]

Good morrow good people,tis I again having been & gone & come back again,the 'orse is fed,the cart is cleaned & the ice house is made.





Strange things happen in these woods at night,some of the sheriff's treasure seems to have vanished into the air But tis of no concern for in the now spare space we can keep the casks of ale cool

I'll bringeth myne own straw then will I BB?

[veggiechicken]

I thoughteth that the English Dick was a spotted dick?

Tis said that this name arose after the Crusades, when the gallant Crusaders did return to England with a certain medical condition acquired abroad!
I know not the story behind the Welsh Dick of whom you speak but there are a lot of them about these 'ere parts.

[Feral007]

I thoughteth that the English Dick was a spotted dick? What's a welsh dick then? Tis all very confusing. I'll stick to delivering babbies and leave the Lions and Dicks to the rest of you.

[julesapple]

No,no,no fair maiden Jules thou art not to offer this prize rather thou shallst be taken on the knights desire

They do sayest that a change is as good as a rest.......though let not the Crippled Man hear me say such things......

[bearded bloke]

Ladies to reign over!

Droit du seigneur?

No,no,no fair maiden Jules thou art not to offer this prize rather thou shallst be taken on the knights desire

[DGoulston]

I state, there will be none of this nonsense calling of "Dick".

I will be known as always.
Richard the Lionheart, Coeur de Lion or King Richard the Lionheart!
Or its off with your head or some other more fitting punishment.

To the stocks with you now! I am sure we can find some rotten veg around somewhere!
hum, wait a minute, has someone built the stocks yet?

KRTL.

[veggiechicken]

Ah, Kind Much, you have once more produced a true classic from your stores. Methinks we could have a similar Carry on in the Wood some day.

[bearded bloke]

Your wish is our command, King Richard, or may we call you King Dick?

Nah,must resistith I the obvious biggus dickus jokes,he was a roman we need the true English Big Dick ....................

[julesapple]

I have signed up to the group.

A Kings duties are very time consuming, many flagons of Wine and Ale to test & Ladies to reign over! and 52 pages takes some time & effort to read after 10 flagons!

Back to work.. <glug><glug>
KRTL

Droit du seigneur?

[veggiechicken]

Thou shouldst allocate ones' time better King Dick. Prioritise - and this is Numero uno!!