I've bought a wood!

[veggiechicken]

Congrats. Why don't you build a tree house or ten there very good to live in. Get me to build it last on I built had two stories and a balcony.

I thank 'ee Greenlad, 'tis an honourable suggestion. Thou art welcome to join our merry Band forsooth.
Applications to be made, in writing, on parchment, and nailed to the old oak.

[mothhawk]

Good morrow all. The sun doth rise from out the firey portal of the east, and my master graciously having granted me a day off work, I'm away out to roam the tracks around the vill in the still cool dawn before the rest of the peasants are astir.

[Feral007]

I'm back from darn-under. Don't wait up tho - I'll mind the fort (or the trees and the gold thingies.)
I'll treat them like they are myne own.
That Miller's son is pretty handy in thy kichin in't he?
Can I just ask for some thermal sackcloth for myne nightie please? It's enough to freeze thy twizzle sticks here at night.
I'm pleased to see thou are all aware of the perils of drinking water - always best to add alcohol to it if thou must imbibe.
I'm off to check myne maids with big bellies - I've taken the precaution of taking thy gold with me for safe keeping thou understand?

[Greenlad]

Congrats. Why don't you build a tree house or ten there very good to live in. Get me to build it last on I built had two stories and a balcony.

[taff]

Just don't let me see it for I am of squeamish nature Could you pass some cake please.

Verily, the bunny was scary, so I put the bunny baaaack in the box.....[film fan anywhere? name those two films....]

[veggiechicken]

Fare thee well, Faithful Much. Thou hast excelled today in the procurement department. I do 'ope you 'ave told the Hostler about the 'orse - you know of old what a temper she 'as Until the morrow when we shall meet again, Cod Speed.......

[veggiechicken]

I see no hurdles to this.

Welcome Woodsman - your name will be added to the cast list fifthwith!

[bearded bloke]

I have borrowed a strong 'orse with a large cart & now shall journey to collect such materials as will be needed to construct an ice house that will blend near invisibly into the woodland,so the sheriff will not perceive it's being & try to reclaim his property.Fair thee well,until the morrow when we meet again.

[snohare]

Woodsman, coppicer and hurdle maker

I see no hurdles to this.

[veggiechicken]

Does it have two protective cod pieces - the larger for special occasions when the need arises?

[bearded bloke]

In the sheriff's armoury I did espy a vestment that may be of assistance to the husband of our musician/songstress

[veggiechicken]

Many thanks fair maid Marion. I'll ask my bowman to rub it in.

And then apply the Aloe Vera

[veggiechicken]

Let me help you put those away, BB...

Snohare, your presence in the wood tonight tells me that thou art seeking a place with our Merry Band and your credentials (having inspected them myself) have earned you the position of Woodsman, coppicer and hurdle maker. I trust this is to your satisfaction? Tis not a paid position but there are perks, a share of the gold that Much has spirited away from the Sheriff and bed and bawd (I know I've said this before but its a good joke and bears repeating and repeating.....)
Welcome to the cast, don't forget to sign up at http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ent-group.html

[VirginVegGrower]

Aloe Vera, Fair Virgin, spread the sap upon thy burns and twill be cooled and will absorb all burnt flesh, healing it and leaving no blemishes upon thy skin.

Many thanks fair maid Marion. I'll ask my bowman to rub it in.

[veggiechicken]

Any treatment for sunburned back and barrels. I can't lie on either

Aloe Vera, Fair Virgin, spread the sap upon thy burns and twill be cooled and will absorb all burnt flesh, healing it and leaving no blemishes upon thy skin.