I've bought a wood!

[donnakebab]

Me thinks lady Marion tis best that us women folk prepare for the merriment in the morn. Perchance Robin will oblige to make his face shown to leed the merry men in diversions more suited to their temperament.

Sleep well my lady for the air is close and the morrow doth promise another busy day.

[bearded bloke]

Oooohhh eerrrrrrrrrrrr missus

[veggiechicken]

You have me all beflummoxed Young Crone! methinks I need a greater understanding of this enterprise For I am not averse to a little adventure.......and have an open mind.

[donnakebab]

Well fivesooth it all began many a year before hence with a dear cuz of mine called Ann. She was generous of nature and adventurous in the way of expressing her true feelings. But fortune did not shine on her then for jealousy is a wicked neighbour and understands not the ways of a vibrant bed chamber.

Tis too sad to relate the rest for many a prejudice and judgement has been cast upon her enterprise. However, I see an opening in the market that may assist such enterprise ( merry men and maidens, living together, in a wood, hiding by day and cavorting by night)

Any road up...it's just a bitta fun ay it!

[veggiechicken]

Do tell, Young Crone. for I am intrigued?

[veggiechicken]

Give me a gooseberry?

[Potstubsdustbins]

And to thee fair maid a good night. I've fair enjoyed messen tannate. I leave you with a thought to decypher 'giz a guzgog'

Tuck

[donnakebab]

Henceforth, Old Crone, Thou shalt be known as Nudge nudge wink wink Young Crone, if it shall please you
- and can I have a sample of thy potions, just out of academic interest you understand

Indeed. Say no more.

I have an idea my lady...a grand merriment for all for the trying of potions, lotions and new fangled underlayers and diverse attachments.

For the practice and sampling of new improvementers of various private skills.

[veggiechicken]

The Babel Fish says that thou are saying Goodnight, Friar!!

[Potstubsdustbins]

Am going for annair doo tomorra so must get me shut eye.

Tuck

[Potstubsdustbins]

Viz, nah bogga that furr a gaima soajiz. enny rowd Av ott missen tha knows so I is gona tunin

Tuck

[veggiechicken]

ezz thee a bit finnikeh then

Tuck

I do have my reputation to consider Friar....

[veggiechicken]

Henceforth, Old Crone, Thou shalt be known as Nudge nudge wink wink Young Crone, if it shall please you
- and can I have a sample of thy potions, just out of academic interest you understand

[donnakebab]

Enny rowd up I've had me wesh, goner podge messen nah. Where's the scran?

Tuck

Forsooth I recognise the twang. Be it a personage from the land of Viz?

[Potstubsdustbins]

ezz thee a bit finnikeh then

Tuck