Gardeners Rest #4

[Nicos]

"Oy ...that tickles".....

[Glutton4...]

..she said, digging HeyWayne in the ribs,

"You wanna watch where you're ticklin' mate!" She winked.


Suddenly, everyone stopped.

There seemed to be a problem near the bar.

An overdose of TV Chefs was becoming a bit of a problem - their combined testosterone levels, together with their artisitic temperaments was just about reaching boiling point.

"What we need is PumpkinBeki!" Exclaimed Nicos, "She'll put all you Chefy-types in order! Now, where's me Lappy so I can send her an urgent PM...

[ginger ninger]

....."Tada, whats wrong with you silly chefs, don't you know its Christmas good tidings to all men and all that stuff, if you don't stop all this malarkey I'll fetch Delia" said Pumpkinbeki waving her magic wand, (well roll off wrapping paper).

At this the Celebraty chefs started to........

[Jeanied]

... transform themselves into the King's College Choir, singing at the Festival of 9 Lessons and Carols to play on Radio 4 while St Delia was preparing her Christmas feast.

The first song was...

[Nicos]

YouTube - I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

[Nicos]

(....blushing....Piglet quietly hid his newly acquired Hungry Hippo under the bar....)

[ginger ninger]

.........." Karaoke, fantastico" said Geno as he got all the chickens to form an orderly choir formation " now come on ladies, you now you can do this" (he has a way with the ladies dose Geno), He walked over to the ladies and whispers very gently to them...this was the result.....Pingu wasn't impressed on the back row, she couldn't remember the words....

YouTube - Cluck of the Bells

[Nicos]

Thank goodness there was a decent supply of Tena pads left children...cos all the grown ups were clapping and cheering at the chook choir..even the chefs were too busy cheering to notice the egg which had suddenly appeared...

[jacob marley]

Oh yes they did..

[Nicos]

Oh no they didn't.....

[jacob marley]

Oh yes they did it was behind them.

[binley100]

'OH NO IT WASN'T ' Everyone shouted. In fact it was now on Pingu's feet and Pingu was shuffling off with it at a rate of knots.
'OY' shouted...........

[jacob marley]

..snadger come back with that gold Egg they are fetching good money down the market lets be having it here and i will..

[Jeanied]

be puttin' it together with this batch of Frankincense and Myrrh for our Three Wise grapes. Didn't you know there is a great star in the east and this day there has been a New Born Baby called Ryan!!! We all have to travel to deliver the Grapevine Secret Santa Gifts to our great organiser RT and his Missus!!!
At this point, fatigued by his great turn of oratory, Snadger sat down and ceded to the wise words of one of the three wise grapes - who were, in order of appearance
No 1 ...

[binley100]

..TwoSheds Gardening Guru and current MOM
No2......