Gardeners Rest #4

[Nicos]

"polish it up with my magic cloth"....

[Jeanied]

... muttered Twosheds who was looking at the state of the golden egg, ... "Oh
am I nominated as the No1 wise Grape? Oh dear - just as I was about to leave the vine as well, och well, it is obvious to all of us who the No 2 is...

[Pumpkin Becki]

Everybody looked at each other, scratched their heads and in unison chorused
'...Auntie Flum, of course!'

[Chocolate Brownie]

In poped CB dragging her pony with her this time as she was getting to wet "I ve wrapped the secret santa pressies!! what have I m.....??" cb was sying antill she was rudely interupted by.....

[Jeanied]

Jeanied who crisply called the assembly to order again (muttering the while that they were worse than Year 9's on a wet Friday afternoon) (Now CB, please stop the pony from nibbling this card with the names on!!! We have to make sure the list is all intact for RT's spreadsheet)
'We were about to discover the third Wise Grape!
To recap - we have Wise Grape No 1 - Two Sheds - and MOM
Wise Grape No 2 - well of course, Auntie Flum and
Wise Grape No 3 is ....

[ginger ninger]

......."To be announced in dew course, we have to have nominations first and reasons why you nominated that particular grape, so can you please write your nomination and reason on a piece of A4 graph paper and fold it up, place it in the bucket and we'll have to draw them out later...Thank you, we do have a pantomime to organise" said Olivier, who had been watching the proceedings unfold from the far side of the Gardeners Rest, "you all know what happened the LAST time I visited you....DON'T you???".......

[HayleyB]

"Oy who's the spammer?" shouted Sarzwix, "Oliver you're banned, everyone knows it was Olivier who hit the vine that day" she continued "and so I'll announce that the 3rd wise grape is........"

[Nicos]

"OLIVIER!!!!!!" cried all the Vine gals- heaving up their bosoms and sucking in their tummies.......

[jacob marley]

...you girls have all got short memories i am gong to nominate Ben said piskie..

[Nicos]

went the gals!!!!

[JanieB]

JanieB jumps in to vote for Ben after surreptitially sliding in through the door, very quietly.

'Scuse me, sorry, sorry, sorry, but can I join in? I've managed to get rid of my two viruses (bronchial & computorial). Lots of whisky mac helped . Perhaps putting it on the bar menu would be good for next year. Limoncello & Peapod wine don't quite do it.

I know there will no parts left but I'm very good at painting (um, backdrops?), I can sew/sow (costumes), cook (anything grown) um, um, um!

I absolutely refuse to try and get HW's seams straight. I would only see halfway up his legs. (see piskie, she's in the same boat).

Sits in corner quietly but slightly inebriated.

[Nicos]

Two_sheds chucked her curtains at JanieB..." here you go...if you can sort this mess out then you're in lass!"

JaneB was in her element- she whipped out her portable sewing machine and in a jiffy the curtains were sorted.
" Blimey!!" said everyone...even Flum stood standing there in awe( as opposed to sat sitting there cos the Gardeners Rest was ever so crowded children)....

[JanieB]

Sorry (i seem to spend my life saying this) the curtains are a bit mucky but i had to use the floor to spread them out and sort them. Chicken poo, goat poo and extranious other damp stuff (alot of it alcoholic) doesn't help.

[binley100]

'pass them here I'll bung 'em in the machine on a quick wash'said Binley'after all with two teenage daughters i'm used to getting things washed in a hurry!'

[JanieB]

Cool wash methinks. Or things might shrink.......