I've bought a wood!

[cardiffsteve]

Then, whilst drying out my ear'oles I inadvertently lost the end of a cotton bud!

Spose it'll stop the light shining right through and setting the wood alight

[Glutton4...]

Well, goodly woodland folk. I appear to have a problem with my ear. I bathed in the river, soaked my aching bones, washed my locks, an' all other parts too. Then, whilst drying out my ear'oles I inadvertently lost the end of a cotton bud!

T'is OK though, I can hear out t'other ear'ole.

*Sups a medicinal Grin an' tonic.

Don't appear to have a crochet 'ook 'andy...

[Potstubsdustbins]

Fair Maid, it is an award for learning earned today after 65 & 3/4 years.

Qualified By Experience.

Tuck

[veggiechicken]

For Tuck Both Please.

F Tuck Esq QBE

You need to careful with those initials, Friar. May I enguire the meaning of QBE?

[Potstubsdustbins]

Such relief, Robin. What is your pleasure - ox or cake?

For Tuck Both Please.

F Tuck Esq QBE