Gardeners Rest #4

[binley100]

....a barrel of sui cyder.
'put it in lad ' said mr Le Ponge ' now all we need is some of Huge Furry Whatsits spilt peas to add some flavour and we're laughing'.

[Nicos]

I've got some lovely ginger you can add if you like -offered ginger ninger- I've nibbled a few chunks out of it- but it'll go well with those onions and parsnips..... anyone thought of pud now that all Flums cake has been scoffed by nicos??

[Nicos]

Rhona quietly pushed her supply of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups deeper into her pocket and started twiddling with her frock......

[Glutton4...]

... she didn't manage to hide the look of guilt on her face though, and Glutton, who also adored Reese's Cups, went to investigate.

Snadger and Hayley B walked back in with their respective Chickens and German Shepherds, and normality (whatever that is ) resumed. Sewer Rat, having handed over the enormous Parsnip, was now picking up the offending pile of Chook Jumpers from the floor and stacking them neatly on the table in the corner.

Finedon.Dandy, and her lovely twins were snuggled in the big armchair next to the fire, and the babies were sleeping soundly. Hilly shut Sid, her Goose, in the Cellar, and helped PigletWillie hand round glasses of SuiCider.

Aunties Mo and Flum had mopped up the worst of the spillage from the floor, and were sampling Snadgers Demi-john of fruity brew.

'What's in this, Snadger? Hic...' asked Flum,

[Brengirl]

so glad you asked me lovely tis a secret but I don't mind sharing it just with you. Come nearer and i'l whisper. 4oz flour, 1 or 3 eggs, milk or water - helps the fermentation you see.

[ginger ninger]

...."DON'T DRINK THAT" shouted Snadger, "its Fergies diesel", at this Auntie Mo & Flum leapt up coughing and spluttering, "that's just what Fergie dose when I give her a drink" declares Snadger...Mmmmm, must add more fruit".

"Anyone for Reece's Peanut cup cakes" said Glutton after wrestling Rhona to the floor, "there a bit squashed but I'm sure they'll taste better than Fergies deisel", on hearing this there was......

[Nicos]

...a massive parp coming from the direction of Rhona ( who had been squashed somewhat in the scrum

"OOpppss....'scuse me - it's the JA's in the chorizo and prawn casserole I had for supper last night.
Suddenly she was sat there on her own on the floor .....

[Pumpkin Becki]

Because everyone had flocked to the pub entrance.

'Nobody panic!!' Pumpkin Becki had announced in a loud commanding voice, 'I've brought the chocolate tree decorations with me!!'

[OllieMartin]

...They were the finest carved chocolates you've ever seen. "How did you make them look so beautiful?", asked Ginger Ninger. "Well, 1) I used good quality chocolate and 2) I used the new Chocolate Tree Decoration attachment for my Dremel Multi-tool", replied Becki.

HeyWayne changed the subject, "Trebor mint anyone?"

Zazen moved his comment to the correct room...

[RobintheBobin]

and offered Becki the singing carp in exchange for her Chocolate Tree Decoration attachment declaring that there was no finer attachment in all the land....or was there???

[Nicos]

Well...Snadger was outside demonstrating his new attachment to a gathering crowd of villagers.
He's just collected a hydraulic wood splitter for his tractor and Bob was desperately hoping he could have a turn at playing with it....

[Pumpkin Becki]

'Aahh!' exclaimed Ollie, 'The new Dremel Hydraulic Wood Splitter attachment, perfectly demonstrated by The Snadge!' Just at that moment, there was a terrible sound...

[Nicos]

..the vibrations had suddenly caused a pile of green walnuts to come tumbling out of the tree next to Fergie.....

[Pumpkin Becki]

...Olliemartin was on a date with her. He was slightly surprised that the Duchess of York had agreed to a trip to the Gardener's Rest for their first excursion, but she said she like to see how real people live, and so...

[Glutton4...]

stuffing her pockets with Walnuts, she followed Ollie into the Pub...