Gardeners Rest #4

[Glutton4...]

.... one of the dogs' water bowls, thus making the floor wet and slippery for the second time in as many hours. Poor Sarz had only just regained her composure, having finally made it to the Ladies' Room and back, and was grateful she hadn't had too much to drink. She was sure, if she slowed down now, the floor would be dry by the next time she needed to go.

Elsewhere in the room ....

[Jeanied]

...Jeanied was holding a seance to get in touch with her avatar for some advice when suddenly, through the ether, came a mysterious voice from ...

[Nicos]

..the cellar door.....

[Nicos]

Parp parp went Rhona.....

[Pumpkin Becki]

'Order! Order!' shouted PB over the hubbub (utilizing her newly developed committee skills)...'I'd like to...

[Jeanied]

Propose a motion to the committee that Brengirl will, from now on, be asked to...

[OllieMartin]

...observe all the house rules, including sitting quietly at the table, hands on lap, until she is excused.
Glutton4 had been sitting quietly up until this point, "What's wrong with...

[binley100]

....Binley?"
"Oh she's having trouble with her uploads again" said two sheds

[Glutton4...]

'Uploads, I'll give you bladdy uploads!' She muttered, bashing at the keys of her ancient and rather temperamental Laptop.

'How am I s'posed to make a little dosh for Crimbo, if I can't load this bladdy stuff on to EggBay?' She grumbled.

[ginger ninger]

..."Ya think you've got problems, I've burnt mi toast, I'm getting an ear bashing from the ladies over there for not calling back Mr Le Ponge's fire boys" said Wayne crawling from under the mountain of snotty tissues.
Just then there was a "BANG BANG" at the door, "someone open the door" called Rhona from the kitchen "my hands are full with this big sausage".
The door was opened to reveal a rather soggy Council Worker clutching a "FINE"....who's been feeding them there ducks and chooks outside......

[Nicos]

"Will you stop calling me 'duck' chuck" said Lynda to the man in the white coat........

[Nicos]

Lynda was actually having a bit of a struggle with Pingu who she was trying to keep tucked up under her arm- she'd spotted a packet of Penguin biscuits on the table which Wayne was slowly comfort eating his way through....

[Pumpkin Becki]

whilst playing free computer games.

'What are you lot on about?' said brengirl, looking pointedly at Olliemartin, Jeanied, Pumpkin Becki, Snadger and RedThorn. 'Are you in an alternate reality?'

[Brengirl]

Oh no I didn'tbrengirl spluttered. "I don't even know what that means"

[Brengirl]

Come to think about it do now. Clear as mud stuff