Gardeners Rest #13 ( 2018)

[veggiechicken]

................hung the other pages from the Christmas Oratorio back on the hook in case anyone else was locked in the dunny and needed something to sing along to.
The red wine had helped to lubricate her vocal chords as she squawked out the arias . VC knew that her singing was appreciated as there had been a lot of banging on the door and shouting. Maybe it was time to go public and..............

[Nicos]

...started practicing for.....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wsqx2fwDGrM

[Nicos]

This year they had decided to make tutus out of....

[Lumpy]

recycled plant pots. The only problem was they weren’t quite long enough to cover.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

the windows which at 17.52 in the evening, less than a week before the shortest day....................

[Jungle Jane]

were looking rather bare,maybe curtains could be an option someone remarked,no we want recycled plant pots for all the interior decor

[veggiechicken]

..............No problem, said VC, we'll use recycled Coir plant pots to make some Coirtains...........and she picked up her feather duster (cleverly crafted from her last moult) and flew out of the room, closely pursued by..........

[Aberdeenplotter]

was one view but perhaps we may need a referendum of our customers in case ..............................

[rary]

someone has decided to change their mind, which of course lets rary out as he never has any change anyway, but back to the curtains there is only one person to make them, and one person to hang them so get Lotty D. in here and hold hold on to AP dont let him....

[Aberdeenplotter]

get to the bar and put a glass of the black stuff on my tab continued Rary. I'd ..........................................

[Lumpy]

need a tissue to wipe away the tears.
Rary was safe for the moment as VC flew back holding a .....

[Aberdeenplotter]

bedraggled cat which had fallen off the back of her broomstick . Wow she said, I know the salesman said that broomstick was the GT model but ........................

[Tripmeup]

bedraggled cat which had fallen off the back of her broomstick . Wow she said, I know the salesman said that broomstick was the GT model but ........................

I didn't know I would use up 8 of the poor cat's 9 lives on the trip back...Now I shall have to be careful not to...

[JanieB]

....use up any more. Now, how do I land and where do I land, aaaaargh...

[veggiechicken]

..........sqwawk, squirk and VC came to a slidy halt on the bar counter. The black cat, fur on end, slid off the broomstick and landed, head first, in Ap's pint of the black stuff!

Quick, shouted...............