When confronted with these ethical quandaries, I like to take the time to ask myself 'What would Geoff* do?'...
...and then, when thoroughly infused with the bright light of moral certainty, I go and buy whatever Wilko's has on offer...
*that's Hamilton, not the Geoff up our street who has animated conversations with the lampposts
...and then, when thoroughly infused with the bright light of moral certainty, I go and buy whatever Wilko's has on offer...

*that's Hamilton, not the Geoff up our street who has animated conversations with the lampposts



But I've had a rant about that before, so I won't do it again

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