The New Minor Rant thread....

[noviceveggrower]

Breaking my fork down the allotment. First thought I had just snapped the handle but then realised I had broken two prongs as well.

Getting stung by baby nettles. I swear they have more of a kick to them than the big ones.

[Greenleaves]

Where are the doc leaves when you need them?

[Potstubsdustbins]

Nowt to rant about

Can't join in

[Bal]

so few of my peas germinated.

[Bill HH]

I have discovered I can bring on torrential rain simply by spending 2 hours watering everything.

[Glutton4...]

I have discovered I can bring on torrential rain simply by hanging laundry on the line.

Also, parking the car with the windows open, does the trick, too!

[mrswadders]

flippin slipped disc.......pain grrrrr,have come back to work but struggling with sciatica

[AllInContainers]

Go out for a meal with friends you haven't seen in ages, to find out one of them has turned up full of the lurgy. As a result you end up laid up in bed and lose two days income .... cheers mate!

[taff]

Bladdy slugs - they have eaten nearly all my zucchini plants AGAIN!!
And half my runners, and all my other beans.

I am almost to the point of litle blue pellets....or a very large bomb.....

[Bill HH]

Teeth, had a bad tooth ache in march which developed into an ear infection and I went to the dentist who gave me penicillin. When the pain died down I went back and he refused to take it out because I have angina and I am diabetic. (Had one taken out 2 months previously at the NHS emergency dentists without any fuss). My dentist seemed very worried that I am taking add-calc, I said its just a calcium supplement the doc puts all his older patients on. But no, he insisted I have it removed in hospital.
Well I waited and waited from march 13th to today, nearly 4 months! They whipped it out in seconds, I mentioned the add-calc and he as good as said my dentist is a big softie.

[Hazel at the Hill]

Garages. I am now very poor.

[Bigmallly]

Dancing Beetroot.............Watched it for about 10 mins to discover it was a piggin mole pushing them out...................Push the Turnips out if you want but leave the bladdy Beetroot alone.

[Greenleaves]

All round to Mally's for wack a mole!.....

Bladdy cost of internet access on a train!

[Glutton4...]

Bad health issues for a Chum.

[Alison]

Quotes still not working on the app . Feel bad for moaning about it as I know they were looking into it but it does make reading posts very difficult.