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When Boots ring up yo see if you have any tablets to spare............
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Your face lights up when you see the local supermarket has a kneeling stool in and are flogging it at £10 as you need one for the 2nd allotment plot.Comment
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When your just happy to ..........wake up in a morningPotty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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It's ok Potty, you're not a pop star.................Originally posted by Potstubsdustbins View Post
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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^^^^^^^^^^^Thank goodness I be looking over me shoulder that's for surePotty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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You know you're getting old when you get your days all mixed up and VC has to out you right to a few facts!sigpicComment
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Also when out with friends in the big smoke on a Saturday night and the photographer in the pub passes you by for photos for their website! My friend was a bit miffed but I had to point out,who would you rather have on your website...a beautiful slim 20 something or a not too bad almost 60 year old (her not me
) To make matters worse the beautiful slim 20 somethings asked if they could sit next to us...was too polite to say no! 
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You know you're getting old when your doctor tells you to always keep a walking cane with you and each morning you pick out a cane to use that day from your ever growing collection of canes.Last edited by DWSmith; 27-04-2016, 04:12 PM.Nutter's Club member.
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...............when you wake up everyday & something aches.sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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.............when every day's a weekend and every weekend's a Bank Holiday...................and you can't help telling the workers
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..............When your bladder kicks you out of bed at 3am.................
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............Comment
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..........when you squirt liquid into the washing up bowl and, when it doesn't froth up, give it another good squirt. Then realise its not washing up liquid but baby oil (don't ask).
Just did this, 5 minutes ago
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^^When you remember when baby oil did get you lathered up!
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When all you use baby oil for is polishing the hob
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When you are at a friend's funeral and the priest looks at you and says "its hardly worth you going home old chap"...............Comment
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