FUN:- You know when your getting old.........when

[SusieG]

..... when I'm using the same pain relief cream/tubular bandage on dodgy knee that Dad used to use ...

[veggiechicken]

............when you need help to get out of a tree!

Not me but.............

Pilot, 91, stuck in a tree after microlight crash in Edenbridge - BBC News

Full of admiration for the gentleman and hope that he isn't injured and can carry on flying

[Miss Mousetrousers]

... when you can go on a swing, splash your bare feet in puddles, have a tincture or two before noon, use rude words without a care in the world, dress how you want to not how others think you should, use your walking stick as a means of preferential treatment or possibly tripping-up a mugger to get your name in the papers, forget to do a job you didn't want to do in the first place so someone else has to do it (yeah - right!), use your arthritis or whatever as an excuse to go home from a boring do so you can watch a racy film on TV, and have enough wisdom and experience to know how to give someone a real put-down when they call you OLD!

[gardening_gal]

.....when you watch 50 Shades of Grey and you're more interested in the story line than the sex scenes.

[Bigmallly]

.................when you thought 50 Shades Of Grey was BnQ's paint range.................

[Bal]

I was just catching up on this thread, when OH decided he was hungry so like the wonderful wife( in waiting) that I am I offered to go and make him a crumpet. So...... I tried to put the butter dish lid on the toaster and burnt my fingers, then went to make my self a glass of my home made lemonade and nearly put milk in it. I'm definitely getting old

[Bren In Pots]

.......when you think beige is a colour.

[Bigmallly]

.............When you go to fill the sugar jar & forget what it looks like.................

[SusieG]

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......... No, no good ............. I've forgotten .....................

[DWSmith]

...............when you wake up everyday & something aches.

Or when you wake up one day, nothing aches, and you wonder if you're dead.

[Guest]

When you break into a sweat trying to do roly polys and head stands (not actually succeeding) and afterwards you wonder why you would want to do it as a kid

[noviceveggrower]

When you fall asleep after you have your dinner. Wouldn't mind I only had a fried egg sandwich.

[Martin H]

Here's another ten...
10 signs you

[rary]

When you can relate to everything in Martin H's list

[Florence Fennel]

When you can have a conversation with your MIL (87) about donkey stones and Cardinal!