What Is This Gonna Be?

[Bigmallly]

I've got it. the bit you are waiting for is an Ann Summers vibrator which you will attach to the underside, then tip 500 carrot seeds into the pan and turn it on, the seeds wil bounce down the corrugated sheet as you guide it along the prepaired row.

Great idea Bill..............

[Bren In Pots]

I'm sticking with my idea of giant flippers in case the plot gets under water.

[bearded bloke]

Bren,it could be an airation device in case ....... the plot thickens







* got me coat 'n 'at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Noosner]

Oh, the powers of invention of us Grapes! I have drawn a blank now, except I think it's something decorative, otherwise you wouldn't have bothered spraying it to make it look nice?

[Nicos]

Right...I've had a good think and come up with something!

I think it's going to be a water feature.

You're going to connect a tube through the back of the dustpan which in turn is connected to a water pump.

Water is dispersed across the plastic panel and flows as a wide waterfall into the pond.

You hide the majority of the plastic and pan under rock so it looks like water is seaping/ flowing out through a layer of stones.
...bit like those wide taps you can buy for baths, but made to look more natural?

Either that....or a cold outdoor shower using the same sort of idea?

[bearded bloke]

Nah not that Nicos it's a gorilla sized "crinkle cut" chip slicer

[Nicos]

Or...you could be training up a load of snails for the World Snail Racing Competition in July so they get used to going in straight lines?

[bearded bloke]

think you nailed it there Nicos the Nutter

[Bigmallly]

Well, due to none delivery of my whizzoe there is nothing more I can add today. The only clue I can give is that I will be praying for sun..............

[mothhawk]

I've got it. the bit you are waiting for is an Ann Summers vibrator which you will attach to the underside, then tip 500 carrot seeds into the pan and turn it on, the seeds wil bounce down the corrugated sheet as you guide it along the prepaired row.

As an almost unrelated aside, a vibrator is great for stopping a pond or water trough from icing over in winter. (It's amazing the amount of obscure facts that fill up my head )

[Rocketron]

Don't you get cold doing that?

[Nicos]

Only on the Vine eh???
....corrugated plastic and a dustpan and brush ...to...vibrators

...good job there are no children watching!!!!

[bearded bloke]

I've got it. the bit you are waiting for is an Ann Summers vibrator which you will attach to the underside, then tip 500 carrot seeds into the pan and turn it on, the seeds wil bounce down the corrugated sheet as you guide it along the prepaired row.

We know a song about that

[mothhawk]

Don't you get cold doing that?

Only if you take your wellies off.

[Mikey]

I'm trying to get my head around why you would bother painting it. I thought it might be some sort of seed dispenser, but it would be a bit flexible for that and why would it need to be painted....

If its to do with the sun i wonder whether its either a sun shade as its painted white or a sun reflector to improve the effect of the light, but why do you need the scoop without the handle.....

It could be used for drying items on or storing apples without them rolling off, uhhh....

Why have you painted it......... is it the start of a scarecrow, scoop as head and corregated plastic as body?

BM you're a pain in my cerebral cortex....