Once upon a time

**julesapple** · 07-01-2013, 09:51 PM

......grin all over their......

**bearded bloke** · 07-01-2013, 11:36 PM

Cheshire cat like faces,not seen whiskers like them since ........

**veggiechicken** · 07-01-2013, 11:39 PM

............Movember, said BB, stroking his............

**mothhawk** · 08-01-2013, 06:11 AM

...new tool kit and wondering if he could use the hammer to....

**bearded bloke** · 08-01-2013, 07:24 AM

fit screws,like they do in Birmingham,it would be quicker but .........

**mothhawk** · 08-01-2013, 07:48 AM

...a lot more noisy, and what would you do with.....

**bearded bloke** · 08-01-2013, 08:02 AM

monkey wrench asked .......

**veggiechicken** · 08-01-2013, 08:16 AM

............ BigMallly, gritting his teeth, screwing up his eyes, and clinging tightly to..........

**bearded bloke** · 08-01-2013, 08:34 AM

the stairlift as it sped towards ......

**mothhawk** · 08-01-2013, 08:55 AM

....the turn on the stairs......

**veggiechicken** · 08-01-2013, 09:44 AM

.......and which side is the handbrake?

I think my calipers are binding, must.........

**Aberdeenplotter** · 08-01-2013, 10:01 AM

be a nightmare because if they were binding the brakes would be on, must have been cruel sabotage or .............

**Tripmeup** · 08-01-2013, 10:11 AM

just pure bad workmanship...."We'll send someone out tomorrow to....

**Aberdeenplotter** · 08-01-2013, 10:13 AM

lubricate your essential parts

and unseize your

**veggiechicken** · 08-01-2013, 10:19 AM

..........joints as they appear to be locked in a most............

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