Once upon a time

[julesapple]

.....people who make calls for you. They're called.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

employees in some quarters but that is cloud cuckoo land for ....................

[veggiechicken]

....everyone knows that all cuckoos do is squat in other bird's nests and........

[Aberdeenplotter]

that they are the first of the migratory birds to B@@gger off home after laying their eggs in other birdies nests because ......................

[julesapple]

........they have the right idea when it comes to childcare. But, on the other hand.......

[mothhawk]

...there's no place like home, especially if someone else is looking after the kids for the summer, so you can....

[julesapple]

.......whoooooooohooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!.........................

[veggiechicken]

........and do other impressions of steam trains or.........

[mrswadders]

daft so-called mature people sledging in the snow.......................

[julesapple]

......or grown ups building snowmen at midnight and justifying it as 'For the kids to see in the morning'.....yeah, we know you're just a bunch of big.......

[mothhawk]

...kids, or walking the dogs......

[Aberdeenplotter]

or just husky voiced people who like tobump their gums about ........................

[veggiechicken]

....an old boiled sweet, whilst whistling...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

out of tune out in ...................

[veggiechicken]

......their thermal undies with a big......