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  • #16
    When you realise you graduated 20 years ago and see photos of old friends and think they've got old - then it hits If you talk with children about school and they yabber on about using computers in class - I wasn't allowed to use a calculator cause it was considered cheating, you used long division to do your sums!
    Last edited by FROSTYFRECKLE; 22-06-2011, 09:23 AM.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Flummery View Post
      On hols one year we passed a sign to Hutton Roof (nice little village) which some naughty person had changed to Button Moon. Son - then about 8, now 36 (!) laughed himself silly!
      There's a place in Nottinghamshire called Bunny Hill you only need to change one letter to get.......................................YouTube - ‪Benny Hill in New York Special - How to Meet Beautiful Women‬‏
      The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
      Brian Clough

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      • #18
        You know you're long in the tooth when you remember going to at least 5 different shops to do the weekly shopping. (Butcher, baker, grocer, greengrocer, chemist, newsagent, and the post office for stamps). And you could park in the street outside the shops.

        Ooh, and when you wanted petrol, you sat in your car at the pump and a nice man came out and filled the tank, took your ten shilling note, and brought you change!
        Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
        Endless wonder.

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        • #19
          I feel a bit sad when I see a new 'famous' person, don't know who on earth they are or why they're famous ... and then realise their parents are younger than me
          All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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          • #20
            When you have to google Button Moon to jog your memory and then realise your son was to old to be watching childrens programmes in the 80s.

            Colin
            Potty by name Potty by nature.

            By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


            We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

            Aesop 620BC-560BC

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            • #21
              I must be long in the tooth because Himself says I'm turning into a Grumpy Old Woman. I reminded him that I started as a Grumpy Young Woman so I have a head start on everyone else!
              Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

              www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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              • #22
                You- Grumpy??????
                "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                Location....Normandy France

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                • #23
                  Oh yes!!!
                  I do a nice line in despising television and radio people (professional communicators) who use bad grammar. I could have taught Lynn Truss all she knows!
                  Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

                  www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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                  • #24
                    when the (teenage) doctor starts talking about 'women of a certain age' and you're the only woman in the room!!!

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                    • #25
                      when you realise you stopped counting birthdays and can't quite remember how old you are

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                      • #26
                        When your knees do a fair impersonation of exploding bubble wrap as you climb the stairs.....Crunch, crunch, crunch......
                        When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!

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                        • #27
                          when if you drink more than one glass of wine at dinner you fall asleep before 9.
                          http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...gs/jardiniere/

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Jardiniere View Post
                            when if you drink more than one glass of wine at dinner you fall asleep before 9.
                            sorry, what was that, i just woke up...LOL

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by The Large One View Post
                              sorry, what was that, i just woke up...LOL
                              LOL same here - one G&T and I fell asleep in the bath!
                              All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                              Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                              • #30
                                How LARGE a gin was it, G4? I know only too well how one's hand can slip when pouring gin......
                                When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!

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