The last person to post on this thread......

[Sylvan]

You'll be a cropper before this is over I bet.

Or do you mean "You'll come a cropper..."?

[Mikey]

Or do you mean "You'll come a cropper..."?

Not wishing you bad luck Sylvan, that's just not sporting.

[Sylvan]

That's very white of you Mikey

Your signature's great as well Jackie. So true...

[Mikey]

That's very white of you Mikey

Don't get that chook, you'll have to explain.

Preferably not until after its closed.!!

[Mikey]

As we are on the subject of signatures sylvan yours is very profound. Who'd you nick it off.

[bearded bloke]

Well you lot may as well give up,look what was just delivered to me ...

[Sylvan]

The only acid test is when on holiday, and someone selling timeshare comes upto you and says American?

I've just noticed the flaw in that question. People selling timeshare don't come up to me on holiday.

Gipsies, tramps and thieves, old folks, small children and, er, mentally challenged people, yes. Strange muddy potholers even fling their arms around me.

... but for some unaccountable reason salespeople pretend they can't see me.

Can't imagine why

[Mikey]

Is that peanuts in the middle BB.

[Mikey]

I've just noticed the flaw in that question. People selling timeshare don't come up to me on holiday.

Gipsies, tramps and thieves,

Its cos you're cher innit.

[Rabidbun]

That's a lot of planting BB!

Back briefly having found replacement blaster for wee one on eBay. Phew.

[Sylvan]

Don't get that chook, you'll have to explain.

Preferably not until after its closed.!!

Well I was going to say "That's very English of you" - till I realised!

Have you never heard the expression "That's very white of you"? It means very decent - sense of fair play and all that, old chap, doncha know.

Terribly terribly colonial and patronising.

[zazen999]

... but for some unaccountable reason salespeople pretend they can't see me.

Can't imagine why

Maybe because you are a cat with a lime on your head? Just a thought...

[Mikey]

Well I was going to say "That's very English of you" - till I realised!

Have you never heard the expression "That's very white of you"? It means very decent - sense of fair play and all that, old chap, doncha know.

Terribly terribly colonial and patronising.

No its a new one on me, but I wouldn't fit your natural colony. I'd be more of a wasp in that swarm.

[Mikey]

Maybe because you are a cat with a lime on your head? Just a thought...

Thats a lime.....I thought it was a melon?

[Sylvan]

Its cos you're cher innit.

Sort of

if you mean totally over the top and slightly alien looking.