Emergency Food - need Help !

[binley100]

I'm ready for it when it comes.
Been hording soup since the 80's, have a underground bunker (cellar). With a big fierce dog standing guard (when shes not asleep) Plus god knows how much home brew.

Must change location don't want any Tom, Dick or Harry turning up. :O)

If your friends with Bear you will always be welcome.

Can I come I don't know any Tom, dick or Harry's ..........well I know a few D. Heads but I promise I won't tell them

[Guttata]

I'm ready for it when it comes.
Been hording soup since the 80's, have a underground bunker (cellar). With a big fierce dog standing guard (when shes not asleep) Plus god knows how much home brew.

Let me guess this big fierce guard dog would lick any trespassers to death, and if my dogs are anything to go buy when I was growing up is most probably and Alsatian.

[Flummery]

It's them beans chuck; from Flum's hedgerows. I been stealing them from under her nose. shh!!!

I always sow extra - some end-of-the-worlder is bound to nick a few!

[Flummery]

I prefer Ray Mears, he's so lovely and cuddly

And if you need to resort to cannibalism, you'd get more dinner!

[PrideRavyn]

Depending on your taste, Bear Grylls gets his kit off more! Having said that, i'd keep either around in world end scenario, but only on strict orders to go and catch me nice normal food, and not to bring back termites or anything else like that! And definately no spiders!

[binley100]

I prefer Ray Mears, he's so lovely and cuddly

.....but those shorts

[janeyo]

Who was it with the killer gate ..was it Janeyo . ? She could market it as an alternative to shooting.

yup was me, I've a freezer full of it

[binley100]

yup was me, I've a freezer full of it

Save it you may need it when armegeddon happens.......

[janeyo]

it will be all round mine for venison as if we have no power will need eating up pronto... I can vouch that it had been munching merrily on my broadies so had a nice organic free range diet lol

maybe I could patent my 'deer in a gate' idea and make millions, and be in barbados for real?

[binley100]

Great big barbie it is then ......My rhubarb vodka should be ready I'll bring that and I've a cupboard full of Red onion marmalade and pickled green cabbage.

[Two_Sheds]

... ive got
fruit trees
fruit bushes
perrenial herbs.
Jerusalem artichokes
Rhubarb
+ anything that can be foraged... Air rifle for small game..

Guinea pigs, that's what you need. Keep them free-ranging round your house like the Peruvians do. Easy to catch, don't put up much of a fight, don't taste like chicken but they'll make your Jerusalem Fartichokes taste nice in comparison

[rustylady]

I'm ready for it when it comes.
Been hording soup since the 80's

I hoard food too, but my daughters keep chucking it out telling me it's way past it's sell by date (so am I, so what does it matter). If it smells off then I throw it away - if not I eat it. They hate it when I cut the green bits of the cheese and eat the rest!!!

[binley100]

I hoard food too, but my daughters keep chucking it out telling me it's way past it's sell by date (so am I, so what does it matter). If it smells off then I throw it away - if not I eat it. They hate it when I cut the green bits of the cheese and eat the rest!!!

Same here ....if it looks ok and smells ok .Things never used to have sell by dates you relied on common sense.

[Florence Fennel]

I hoard food too, but my daughters keep chucking it out telling me it's way past it's sell by date (so am I, so what does it matter). If it smells off then I throw it away - if not I eat it. They hate it when I cut the green bits of the cheese and eat the rest!!!

I do that with cheese RL, always have, always will. All the family has eaten it, but they don't necessarily know about it. I hate waste.

[lainey lou]

Oh yeah, forgot about that. Those bleedin Mayans! First they turn Magnums irresistible and then they go and predict the end of the world.

The Mayans believed that on 21/12/12 "CREATION DAY" the energy coming in will activate the kundalini force in individuals and the planet, the prophecies say that this will stimulate the genetic memories of our past lives and who we truely are accelerating many to enlightenment and ascension. So not the end of the world but a great change.
Others have also predicted energy shifts and great change by the end of 2012 -the incas, aztecs,native american wise ones,the hopi, the cherokee, seneca indians, maori, african shamans, and also tibetan and jewish calendars indicate change in 2012!