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  • Gardeners Rest #4

    ( for those of you straining at the bit- or are new in the past year..... refresh!!!!

    http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...3-a_24344.html

    ...please feel free to join in folks...the more the merrier!!!!)


    *Bang* slammed the pub door open in the gusty wind
    *Bang* went Wayne's head as he entered holding armfulls of logs for the fire
    *Bang* went the cellar trap as Piglet brought up a fresh cask of ale


    "By Heck there's a howler going on out there" laughed Ollie ( well that's what it sounded like cos it's difficult to hear him through his costume head

    A clap of thunder and in rushed Maureen amidst a shower of feathers
    " Darn these are supposed to be for the costumes for the Panto..have we arranged a meeting of the Village to decide on what we're doing this year??"

    Sitting in a huddle around the warm fire, The Gardeners Rest was the perfect place to be , amongst friends, having a wee nip and looking forward to the approach of Winter and Xmas.

    " and so...what are you all up to then?" asked Nicos tucking into some of Flum's cake...........
    Last edited by Nicos; 14-11-2009, 01:58 PM.
    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

    Location....Normandy France

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    "Anyone seen my pickled eggs?" asked Ollie staring at his plate of Black Pudding......
    Last edited by Nicos; 14-11-2009, 02:21 PM.
    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

    Location....Normandy France

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    • #3
      At that moment in rushed a goat through the front door( which you must always remember children should be closed quietly behind you)

      ...suddenly it grabbed a mouthful of Scarey's bestist gardening jacket and started chewing

      " For goodness sake ...who'se supposed to be in control of THAT?" asked Scarey, tring to tug her jacket out of the goat's mouth

      "Bound to be one of Bob's he brought back as a souvenir...in case he ever got a bit peckish " laughed Glutton.....
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • #4
        With yet another crash and spray of rain the door opened to reveal hilly, scrabbling franticly to remove her muck caked wellies, whilst trying to hang on to the lead of a large soggy german shepherd.
        "err are dogs allowed in here? shes dead friendly, but ollie had better watch out for his black pudding"
        Anyone who says nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door

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        • #5
          'Hello folks!' beamed Seahorse, as PW boosted her up out of the cellar where she'd been quietly amusing herself since last Christmas (there's none of that nice Armagnac left by the way... sorry).

          'Get M. Leponge in here to deal with that goat immediately and for heaven's sake, don't let that dog near Ollie's black pudding, he might need that on his next date!'
          I was feeling part of the scenery
          I walked right out of the machinery
          My heart going boom boom boom
          "Hey" he said "Grab your things
          I've come to take you home."

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          • #6
            'I think Mr LePonge has gone home to get his Goat Recipe Book' said Glutton through a mouthful of black pudding she had just stolen from Ollie's plate.
            Last edited by Glutton4...; 14-11-2009, 04:08 PM.
            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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            • #7
              Nicos stretched out her legs in front of the fire which Wayne had managed to get roaring away.
              Cracking hazelnuts picked from her tree and dipping them in chocolate, she was handing them round to anyone walking past. There seemed to be a growing audience of wet ,smelly dogs warming in front of the fire and licking their lips in anticipation of a bit of dropped chocolate..." no chance mates- it's toxic for you lot"
              A wonderful smell snuck it's way from the kitchen....looks like rhona and sprocket were busy preparing some wonderful dishes for supper........
              Last edited by Nicos; 14-11-2009, 04:08 PM.
              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

              Location....Normandy France

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              • #8
                Redthorn and Sarzwix were quietly knitting chook jumpers for the local chook rescue centre when.........
                "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                Location....Normandy France

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                • #9
                  'Bang!'

                  The door flew open, and in marched Nicos' local Pompiers wanting to sell their Calendars!

                  *Phwoooooaaaaarrrr*
                  All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                  Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                  • #10
                    Well...you've never seen such a scramble of petticoats in your life...."mine mine mine" yelled the gals.......
                    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                    Location....Normandy France

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                    • #11
                      "Oi"....yelled Wayne,Snadge,Bob,Nick the Grief,Ollie,Zebedee,Geordie and a few other Vine guys...

                      " we're having a Panto fitting here..leave our petticoats alone!!!!!"......
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • #12
                        'Ooooh, a Panto - can we join?' said the head Pompier.

                        'Rather!' Shrieked the girlies

                        'NO' Chorused the Men 'Definitely NOT!'
                        All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                        Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                        • #13
                          "Hey" yelled Zazen, AL and DDL, leave those firemen to us!!........please......
                          The cats' valet.

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                          • #14
                            "Quick quick lock the doors dogsbody" yelled Nicos " get out the rhubarb schnapps and lemencello"...I've got some lovely nibbles for them here- and supper smells ready to be served!!!"...looks like it's going to be a fun Saturday night at the Gardeners Rest!!!!"
                            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                            Location....Normandy France

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                            • #15
                              'Did someone mention rhubarb schnapps?' asked Weekendwellies and Twinsane.

                              'Psst, Nicos' said Seahorse, 'they haven't spotted the pompiers yet, lets make the most of it '
                              I was feeling part of the scenery
                              I walked right out of the machinery
                              My heart going boom boom boom
                              "Hey" he said "Grab your things
                              I've come to take you home."

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