Pathetic cucumbers

[sweetcorn]

Been away for a couple of days, and got back to discover that one cucumber is looking more like a - well, cucumber, rather than a novelty pencil!!!! Wahoo!!!!! Obviously didn't like to develop whilst being watched

[bramble]

Hi Rat, where did you buy your seed for those particulat cucumbers. Its the first time i have heard of them. Whose seed are they?