keeping cats off veg garden

[veggiechicken]

Do you mean an eggcup turns into a giant omelette pan-full?

[veggiechicken]

Barry Cryer would - he's very clever... could be a double bluff though...

Or a double Buffs?
Call my Buff?

[jackarmy]

To be honest ive never had a problem with pussy

[mothhawk]

Do you mean an eggcup turns into a giant omelette pan-full?

With a bigger aspergillum to dole it out



edit - I admit it, I didn't know what the sprinkler was called, I had to look it up

[mothhawk]

To be honest ive never had a problem with pussy

I have a riposte, but this is a family forum....

[Baldy]

I'm sorry I have'nt a clue



... Barry

[Baldy]

This man was driving down a country lane and ran over a cockerel. Deeply upset, he went to a farmhouse and knocked on the door. A woman opened it and he said: “I appear to have killed your cockerel – I’d like to replace him.” “Please yourself,” she said. “The hens are round the back.”

VC - you've pulled this thread very off topic...

[veggiechicken]

I blame Buffs.............as usual
It was all quite sensible until he mentioned his sprinkler