I have another half plot yippppeee

[veggiechicken]

Muddy Boots is just a big tease.
We'll have to continue making up our own stories!

One day, MB went to the allotment and found ................

[Jay-ell]

Two pink giraffes and an Armadillo dressed in a West Ham kit and "Dame Edna" sunglasses

[veggiechicken]

............supping pink gins whilst................

[Jay-ell]

agitating a leprechaun with a damp squid. "Aha" said the....

[veggiechicken]

Hoppypitamus, as it extricated itself from the collapsed deckchair, "I always knew that...............

[vixylix]

(whispering so as not to interrupt the story... I think MB was making it all up and is now out trying to find something exciting to tell us about

p.s. it feels like ch*****as now )

[damian1225]

just to side step the convo slightly are you "The" Muddy boots from the land of youtube?

[Ms-T]

Hope they have not been locked up

[veggiechicken]

..............and so it continued..........
Was Muddy Boots really Muddy Boots or, was he Puss in Boots?
What had really happened at the allotments ...........and was it suitable for a family friendly forum?
Had Muddy Boots, or was it the new site manager been absorbed into their own compost heap to be uncovered in autumn looking like a pile of...............humanure?

All this and more will be revealed in the fullness of time!
Meanwhile.............

[Jay-ell]

And now the theme tune

It's mud - Doo Doo Doo
A little bit of mud - doo de doo
It's mud - doo doo doo
On yer boots
Bang; bedang shang

[NickG]

Still left wondering. My money is on either arrested or being held as a prisoner by the Labour council head of allotments.......

[veggiechicken]

You could be right, Nick, as Muddy Boots hasn't visited the Forum since his post on 12th June

[NickG]

Looking at muddy boots last sign in activity date I could well be right. Free the GYM one!!!!!@