The Gardeners Rest Panto........

[KevinM67]

They ding-donged merrily when he was high.

[rary]

I'd like to be a panto Elephant ...................

As the self appointed artistic director of the yearly panto applications are now being taken for various important roles...........Jack, Rary and Baldy could this be you
No (rary)

However, until this years production title is decided upon there is also the possibility of this.........could YOU do this challenging role

No again (rary)

[veggiechicken]

Hark! Is that Cinderary calling?
Or is it Sugar Lumpy and the Seven Susies?

[rary]

Rory and I had already been nominated for front and back of panto horse on another thread, )

As you can see there is someone else for the panto horse and to avoid any legal challenges, such as breach of contract etc. I here by decline any part of said animal with Cadalot, the part is for Rory.
rary.....
As for filling in behind Susie as the back end of an elephant, noooooooooooooomaybe

[rary]

I'd like to be a panto Elephant ...................

You "heard" his baubles Did they jingle jangle as he walked?

If I have loose change in my pocket you can hear a jingle jangle some time.

[Sheneval]

I don't have a trunk, Lumpy - you do

I can help you out there VC - I have a selection - just pick the one you want and I'll send it on PLA

[Lumpy]

Rary you are soooooooomuch a prima donna you are perfect for the part of an elephants end bit.

[rary]

^^^^^Check with Susie, she may be too old for playing the front part

[Cadalot]

Rary with always having empty pockets you could pull them out of the trousers and then make a subtle adjustment to the fly and do an impersonation of a baby elephant. That would however make the panto X-Rated and more like sinderella.

in hindsight perhaps not such a good idea, but it is the basis of brainstorming ideas for the panto.

[veggiechicken]

Don't give rary ideas, Cad, or the GR and panto will be closed down by the censors before its opened
Is anyone old enough to remember "Red Rory and the eagles"?
We could have Red Rary and the seagulls?
Red Rary could train them to pick up.............anything really, crusts, coins, birds

[Lumpy]

Or....because of his delicate and retiring nature we could turn one of them trunks Shen found into the GR's very first mobile table.

Rary could hide underneath and safe from people demanding a drink off him but also be able to have his own straw to suck up spilt drops of drinkies and tweezers to lift the smallest of crisp crumbs.

Has anyone notice how quiet Kev is about all this?

And what do you lot think about
Pud in Boots
All Lagged In
Snow Whiteout?

[rary]

Rary with always having empty pockets you could pull them out of the trousers and then make a subtle adjustment to the fly and do an impersonation of a baby elephant. That would however make the panto X-Rated and more like sinderella.

in hindsight perhaps not such a good idea, but it is the basis of brainstorming ideas for the panto.

No way I am not giving anyone the chance to say poor wee thing, and VC I will pick up my own burds