Dirty Habits

[Dobby]

Farting on Mrs D I coudle up to her or try and sit on her knee then let out a big fart

or like pigletwillie farting in Tesco but i do it when i'm working
and turn and look at someone else then go round the corner laghing
tis fun well shop work is so boring

[shirley]

Can I add eating jam from the jar (and marmite sometimes) and kissing my rabbit and guinea pigs - not together you understand.

NOT TOGETHER....

is that kissing after the jam/marmite or not kissing the rabbit and guinea together
and do they prefer jam or marmite

[poozie]

snuggling up with dog under duvet when husband goes to work.
using a biro or anything stick shaped to stir tea.
not washing up enough.
not hoovering enough.
never cleaning inside my windows but getting a window cleaner to do the outside (a bit pointless).
letting husband/dog lick plates.
cleaning bathroom only when vistors are coming whether it needs it or not (but toilet is bleached more often but i feel guilty about putting chemicals down loo).

[Patsy]

Dropping a "silent but deadly" by the deli counter at Tesco and walking quickly away before observing the aftermath.

I know I know, I'm 38 and should know better but its just so funny.

Come on confess, we've all done that one at some time or other!

My dirty confessable habit is eating a chinese takeaway in the bath after a long day's work, lovely, but you have to shower the bits of missed rice away afterwards.

[Dobby]

A tip I just cut up a cuple of big jim chillis
I have never done this before
then sat hear at the computer and
I just picked my noise and its burning
so dont pick your noise after cuting up chilli its not good

[shirlthegirl43]

Dobby you are not supposed to be picking the Big Jim's (never mind your nose!) They are supposed to be left on the plant to get huge and win the contest!

[bubblewrap]

A tip I just cut up a cuple of big jim chillis
I have never done this before
then sat hear at the computer and
I just picked my noise and its burning
so dont pick your noise after cuting up chilli its not good

Don't go for a wee either!

[Dobby]

the 3 i used had gone a bit brown at the bottom think they had split the skin so we picked them 2 days ago i just choped the brown bit off
wonder what Mrs D will say
proberbly tipical
they dont tast hot but geuse there a bit to young
but my hands tast hot?

[Sunbeam]

O/H found out that the cats seem to love ear Wax .......? how.....?

My mum's cat liked ear wax - how completely bizaare! As with you, I have no idea how she found that out!

[Headfry]

what is it with cats and ear wax??? if you have a cat .....try it out and let us know

[Flummery]

My mum's cat liked ear wax - how completely bizaare! As with you, I have no idea how she found that out!

I think it tastes like Dubonnet. ( whoops! How do I know? - Allegedly!)

[Headfry]

Flummery... eww yuck! you did'nt did you?

[Flummery]

Well, sometimes you wonder what it is on your finger - you taste it - it's funny - THEN you remember where you last put your finger. Hell, it could have been worse!

[Headfry]

ROFL Flummery!

but....you are so right!

[Two_Sheds]

My OH has a gold crucifix on a chain, which he uses to dig wax out of his ears