FUN:- You know when your getting old.........when

[Dorothy rouse]

And I didn't see those posts so mine makes no sense at all!

[Dorothy rouse]

The butter humbugs are the best 😊


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[Dorothy rouse]

I am getting old. Have discovered chocolate limes, peppermint creams and pear drops. Oh and can't forget humbugs.

See comments above!

[noviceveggrower]

I forgot to mention mint imperials to.

[Greenleaves]

When you spend more time talking about your bunions than you do your onions

[Bigmallly]

You daren't eat a toffee for fear of pulling your teeth out...........

[veggiechicken]

...........when you only have takeway Fish & Chips on Mondays or Tuesdays when they do an OAP special

[susieq100]

When I was still teaching I had a colleague the same age as me who was the ICT technician. I would head for the office (his lair) and be distracted en route by a child asking me a question. One day I walked into the office - purposefully "Peter ... why have I come here? What did I want?"
"I dunno - who are you?"

[noviceveggrower]

I have found myself asking for a cuppa if we go out for something to eat. Can't drink fizzy pop to much as I have to keep going to the loo now.
Was thinking of taking a flask down to the plot the other day until other half pointed out it was a baking hot day out there.

[Greenleaves]

When the veins on your legs resemble the motorway network

[DannyRam]

When the veins on your legs resemble the motorway network

Mine show the A roads, B roads; in fact all of the whole ordnance survey map!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mothhawk]

Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and then remember you aren't wearing any today.

[mothhawk]

When you sit down to put on trousers because you can't stand on one leg long enough.


And your knees buckle but your belt won't.

[zebedee]

When you make stupid, un considered comments to your wife like, when she asks the question - "Does my bum look big in this?" saying, without thinking "I don't know, I'll tell you when you've got it all in!"

It was a cold, lonely night in the shed!!!

[Bill HH]

Was thinking of taking a flask down to the plot the other day until other half pointed out it was a baking hot day out there.

Whenever I was shearing sheep or humping bales of hay in really hot sun the best possible drink to cool you down was a hot cup of tea! don't ask me why but it quenched your thirst. No matter how much coke or tizer (in those days) you drank they just left you wanting more.