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  • had made him stop and think...He then carried on with his...
    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


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    • eating dug up corpses as he loved the juicy white maggoty bits...

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      • ......that were a lot larger than his parsnips, although.........

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        • not quite as suitable for .................

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          • [who started this thread?? ]

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            • Originally posted by Aberdeenplotter View Post
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              [Some Nutter or other ]
              ..............roasting because the high temperatures made them........

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              • Originally posted by Aberdeenplotter View Post
                not quite as suitable for .................
                not quite as suitable for he who started this thread, as he much preferred his parsnips with a mix of carrots thru them with a strong pinch of pepper...

                Speaking of pinches, the barmaid suddenly felt Shen's hands descend upon her......
                I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


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                • ........salt and pepper, and start squeezing............

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                  • and grinding, and squeezing and grinding, and squeezing and grinding until he fell shattered into the arms of...
                    Last edited by Tripmeup; 14-01-2013, 04:39 PM.
                    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


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                    • his wife who was none to pleased to find ....................

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                      • all the pepper used up and a guilty looking Shen anxiously...
                        I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


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                        • .....muttering something about assaulting slugs with.........

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                          • don't be styyyyoooopid woman, it wasn't assault, it was a salt, ground sea salt to be specific which if sprinkled over a slimy .....................

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                            • Barmaid would result in Trip having.................
                              Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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                              • palpitations as his heart could not...
                                Last edited by Madasafish; 14-01-2013, 06:41 PM.

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