Congratulations to our new Member of the Month for January

[Jeanied]

Snow-coney jokes, surely...

[snohare]

what on earth would a female be called to get 'Kenny' as a short form?

I dinna ken !

Presumably Gaelic or Erse, as Kenneth (male) is actually from the Gaelic Coinneach, meaning The Fair One. But I've never been able to find out.

Apologises for the coney jokes...

Well, it's not like you are bucking a trend here. But I doe think you are chancing having the local equivalent of the burrow council coming down on you...I know you are sett in your ways, but you could end up being badgered, or run to earth even if you can fox them in the short term.

[Potstubsdustbins]

I can see this is going to give me a headache, should have left well alone.

I am off for my shower and a glass of good beer before bed, goodnight one and all.

Colin

[snohare]

Poor Colin, he's clearly aleing...probably frothing at the mouth right now.

I think I will head for bed myself, I have had a long and unusual day today, and the dog is not the only one wanting to lie doggo for a while.To sleep, perchance to dream..it's a weird feeling being a MOM...

[veggiechicken]

Good Night Mom, Sleep Well! And Colin, do you think we can beer another month of this?

[snohare]

I can see you are trying to bring this to a head, veggie, but I think this is small beer compared to what else awaits us.

[veggiechicken]

Snohare, sorry to change the subject but there's a big waspy thing on my keyboard. Its about 3/4" long, yellow & brown striped body and its wiggling its antenna at me! No , its not the alcohol - this is not a joke

[snohare]

Am I allowed to make jokes about this, or will I get a stinging rebuke ? I can see you are waspish already.
I didn't realise you got wasps in Wales. I didn't think they could fly in the rain...

[veggiechicken]

It wasn't raining indoors! I found it crawling over my coffee cup, carried it into the kitchen and the next thing you know it had started to read the GYO magazine. Having sampled the photo of an apple and decide it wasn't a-peel-ing it crawled over to the computer and made a Beeline for the keyboard. I didn't want to crush it so I switched off. Haven't a clue where it it now!
I didn't think you'd bee-lieve me so I took photos but the effort of putting them on here is too much for me at present!

[snohare]

made a Beeline for the keyboard

Now I really don't believe you. Everyone knows wasps can't touch type ! Plus, reading GYO ? Not a chance. Wasps all go for pulp fiction. Although, if it were a queen wasp, I could see it going for a copy of "Hello"...