Congratulations to our new Member of the Month for January

[Jeanied]

Hmmm - time you showed yourself Snohare - now don't be shy

[Potstubsdustbins]

Can you believe it Snohare lost for words. Must be a worlds first.

Colin

[veggiechicken]

Snohare, Snohare? Come out, come out, wherever you are. We can track your pawprints in the snow so you cannot hide for long.

[northepaul]

Congrats Snohare - you deserve it!!

[SlugLobber]

Congratulations, Snohare! Hope you come out of hiding, soon. I always thought MOMship was a good thing, I didn't realise MOMs were done in, these days!

[snohare]

Ahem...sorry about the delay folks, I really hadn't noticed ! They don't call it Attention Deficit Disorder for nothing.

Well, I must say I am absolutely gasted. (I've run out of flabber.) I really feel that I am a lightweight compared to most of you lot...but then again, court jesters are an honourable tradition, and frankly strange though the Vine is, I don't feel I see any signs of bunny-boilers amongst you lot, so there is none of the usual fear for personal safety that normally accompanies my humour to deter me.
Come to think of it, if I am a MOM now, does that mean I am automatically kidding ? Can I be said to have been cot out, by the long pregnant pause I inadvertently created here ?
As for which sex I am (Don't tell 'em Frank!) in Scotland at least, Kenny can be either a male or female name - my Xmas presents at a communal party always used to get confused with another Kenny of the opposite sex, who had the same surname. Anyone who can guess the (supposedly) surefire way of knowing a surfer's gender by reading posts alone, gets immunity from my jokes for a month.
P.S. Snohare was originally S.N. O'Hare, but that's a boring story you don't want to hear...

[SarzWix]

[Potstubsdustbins]

And here was me thinking you'd slipped into harebination.

Colin

[veggiechicken]

QUOTE Anyone who can guess the (supposedly) surefire way of knowing a surfer's gender by reading posts alone, gets immunity from my jokes for a month.P.S. Snohare was originally S.N. O'Hare, but that's a boring story you don't want to hear...[/QUOTE]

But we (well I) don't want immunity from your "jokes" - whatever gender you may be! Although, not many laydees wear longjohns!

[veggiechicken]

And here was me thinking you'd slipped into harebination.

Colin

Potty
You rabbitting on again?

[Potstubsdustbins]

Just trying to come up to Snohare's standards.

Potty

[veggiechicken]

UP to.....?
No offence, Snohare! Says she, hastily trying to burrow her way out of this..

[snohare]

Ha ! I noticed that sly dig there veggie...I'm not going to go into that too deeply (as befits a hare - clue to non-zoologists) but I will say I am not on form at present.

Nice to see your technical proficiency there Sarz, to be honest I did not expect it to pan out. Judging by my experience, if you had followed it up with a joke, someone would have been sure to tell you to put a lid on it. Still, no point getting steamed up, you can't avoid hob-knobbing with us...

And here was me thinking you'd slipped into harebination.

That's right, go on, rabbit in...it's all right, we SAD sufferers are used to making light of the situation ! Careful I don't box your ears for you...I'm a light-wait champion y'know !
One thing did give me paws for thought. I really would have expected this to happen in February. After all, it is a leap year...still I am overjoyed.

[SarzWix]

Just as a meander off down a minor tangent, what on earth would a female be called to get 'Kenny' as a short form? Kennella? Kennethina?

[veggiechicken]

Not February, surely. It should have been a month later for the mad March Hare! Sorry, digs an even deeper hole. Apologises for the coney jokes...