Worst smell on the lotty?

[Sprocket*]

Has to be rotting rat discovered amongst the manure pile - makes me gag just thinking about it...

[binley100]

Not at the lottie .......but my bathroom carpet early hours sat morning ...........thought still makes me heave.......got to be worse than anything the lottie can throw at me , comfrey tea included

[buzzingtalk]

I cycled past a Bernard Mathews chicken factory once and was confused about what to do...the two options were:

1. cycle as fast as possible but breathe in the smell quicker
2. take your time, taking shallower breaths but elongating the experience

horrible smell.

[arpoet]

My blind pals guide dog after he helped himself to some windfall bramley apples while i was up the tree taking them off and passing them down to my mate.. It stunk the shed out when we had a tea break and the stink was horrid in the car when i took em home.

[Dottie]

Someone smoking on a nearby plot.

It's likely that many of you may well be smokers and enjoy a ciggy break, but as a non-smoker I hate it when you light up at the lottie.

[Jax]

Rotting broccolli the farmer has left in the field behind my house. Its not too bad but occassionally he decides he'll start plowing it in and then phooooweeeeeee!!!

OH reckons his worse smell with gardening is me after a few hours of hard work!!!!! Charming isnt he?!

[HeyWayne]

I probably make the worst smells myself on my plot. Haven't noticed any other particularly offensive niffs.

[di]

Emptying a trug of weeds that's been sat in rain water for a week

[rogesse]

I've had the dead fox on the plot next door and the dead rat under vegetation. The rat wins as it was closer to my nose and I nearly touched it.............. AAARRG

[Gwyndy]

Rancid milk in the container that I take to the allotment to make a cuppa ..... and the forget to wash out until the next time I go!!

[HeyWayne]

Discovered a new one this weekend.

Managed to get to the garden centre, and down to the allotment. Whilst at the garden centre I picked up 100 onion sets, and three garlic bulbs (to go with the three I'd grown this year) a tub of chicken manure as I knew I'd used a fair bit on the plot, and needed more to plant the onions in.

Got to the plot and picked up the old tub (to put the new one underneath) and noticed it felt a lot heavier than I remembered. Then noticed the lid had cracked and split - yes, water had got in.

Opened the lid proper and I believe the 'street' phrase is "O.M.G". It was like the world's biggest chicken had taken the biggest diarrhoea in the tub. Chicken runs you could say.

I decided to just chuck it on one of the beds that I'd previously covered in leaves.

If I thought the smell from the tub was bad. Everytime I ended up downwind I found myself apologising to myself for making such a bad smell.

Poooh-eeee!

[bubblewrap]

Me to-morrow/ After 2 pints of "Normans Conquest"& JAs & Cabbage. with dinner.

[binley100]

Opened the lid proper and I believe the 'street' phrase is "O.M.G". It was like the world's biggest chicken had taken the biggest diarrhoea in the tub. Chicken runs you could say.

roflpmsl (I believe is the street response ).......... Glad I'm not your lottie neighbour

[SlugLobber]

He he he to Wayne's response. I can't think of any really offensive smells outside. My eyes water when the farmer spreads human waste on the fields, but that's the ammonia.

I guess once you've smelt the inside of a peritoneal cavity (intestines and their contents), it's hard to find anything that tops that!!

[binley100]

My eyes water when the farmer spreads human waste on the fields, but that's the ammonia.

EEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwww are they allowed to do that ?....I would've thought there'd be some elfin safety rules....