first there was WAGS

[yellow strawberry]

now there are PABS,,,my husband has given me the nickname of a PAB posh allotment bird,,he wanted to go to a pub for lunch yesterday whist we where down the lotty but i wouldn't go coz i was in my scruffs so he called me a PAB ,,,,are you a PAB

[piskieinboots]

Oh deffo NOT - I am very happy to go into a pub with soil on my knees, in my fingernails*, in my hair

Love the PAB handle tho

*I would wash my hands though

[pipkins]

Oh deffo NOT - I am very happy to go into a pub with soil on my knees, in my fingernails*, in my hair

Love the PAB handle tho

*I would wash my hands though

Same here

[jacob marley]

Nobody should be ashamed of their work clobber....jacob

[zazen999]

*I would wash my hands though

Yup, head straight for the ladies room whilst the OH gets the drinks in

We have to walk past 3 or 4 pubs to get to our lottie [depending on which way we go]; and even though I don't really drink alot, it's fab to stop off on the way back in the summer for a cold soft drink[or pimms] and for him to have a pint.

[piskieinboots]

...and even though I don't really drink alot, it's fab to stop off on the way back in the summer for a cold soft drink...

oh totally, Pubs aren't just about beer/wine/vodka - I often have lime and soda or orange juice and lemon

[bobleponge]

oh totally, Pubs aren't just about beer/wine/vodka

I disagree!!


Like the PAB thing, although I am just an oik (no acronym) and would go to the pub in whatever I was wearing. I go cos I want to go, and I'm not bothered about other people thinking I look like the Karachi train tramp.

[Glutton4...]

Me? I'm another oik! Mud, horse/chicken poo on me boots, whatever. I've been a scruff so long that smart feels uncomfortable!

[snohare]

I'm a SAG - Scruffy Allotment Guy. But it had never mattered to me because I so rarely pay a barman to pour my drinks for me...(aka Stingy Aberdonian Git ?)

[rustylady]

I'm a SAG - Scruffy Allotment Guy.

In that case I am a SAB - Scruffy Allotment Bird. Don't go to the pub, but regularly go to the local shop with filthy clothes and nails. Do usually manage to wash my hands, but heck my money is as good as anyone else's, surely!!

[janeyo]

If you are paying for a drink then it shouldn't matter what you go in! And if you are too muddy then hope they have a beer garden lol

I was caught weeding in posh skirt after a christening once and got a bit told off. lol. Then I got told off for squishing caterpillars off brassicas at a summer b-day party last year, someone else's house and garden and again in my posh clobber. I'll just have a look at your veggies I said lol, and got a bit carried away!

[Flummery]

SAG - Scruffy Allotment Granny. Still, I'm no worse than the rest of them - the Scruffy Allotment Blokes!

[FionaH]

Used to go to the pub in jodhpurs, sometimes took the horse too, so a little mud is no problem

[binley100]

I'm a SAB ...OH would probably say I'm a SAG ..I don't care people can take me as they find me.

[ginger ninger]

I'm a S.G.B, scruffy garden bird and I go to the pub in my muck, I don't think it matters as long as you haven't been picking ya nose with mucky fingers...not a good look