eek..... how do i tell them?

[FionaH]

I wouldn't have worried about it. I've had flour weevils more times that I can count and I always use the flour to make bread or cakes. I'd have wasted sooooooo much flour if I didn't!!!

Hmmm, perhaps there's another reason why home-made bread tastes better...

Note to self: Dont go to SL's house for tea and cakes
Heaven knows what we have eaten at time, I'm not the pickiest of cooks

[lizzylemon]

This is definitely a story for much, much later and just think, when someone in the family does something really naughty / annoying etc you've already had your revenge hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[kirsty b]

Definitely don't tell!!

[Finedon.Dandy]

what they dont know wont hurt them - hopefully!

[binley100]

Hahahahah reminds me of the ime I cooked pasta with bacone and tomato sauce and Oh's portion had a big fat caterpillar in it!
Nooooo they definitely don't need to know.

[enrich100]

If you do want to tell the truth I would get either a barbershop choir or a card to tell them

I put the following verse together just in case you feel the need to confess

You know the soup you liked alot
It had a different flavour
so once I start to tell the truth
remember that taste and savour

I added the ingredients
I grew them all my self
to prove to you they taste so good
full of home grown health

whilst cooking up your soup
I had a bit of a hunch
that one of the ingredients
will give the soup some crunch

You see it was an accident
I wasn't being evil
cos bubbling up in the pan
was a crunchy little Weevil

I know you won't like the fact
that you have eaten a beetle
remember it could have been worse
at least the outcomes not fatal

the last line was going to end "it wasn't anything fecal" but on the ground of taste (just like your soup) I changed it

[dexterdoglancashire]

Im catching up with all the threads after being away for a couple of days. This one has made me smile! Er, Ive never done anything quite like this, but even so, wouldnt confess!

[Hilary B]

They definitely don't need to know!
Remember in some parts of the world they would be delighted with the protein!

[seasprout]

Could have been worse.

The 25 Weirdest Things Eaten By A Human - X-Ray Technician Schools

[lizzylemon]

Stew-pendous poem Mr E100 (I notice you're staring in the new CtM ad these days - tres cool )

[maytreefrannie]

Veggie Lover - say nothing, what the eye don't see the heart won't feel.

If they ever find out, tell them you won't charge them extra for the meat.

[Headfry]

Nooooooooo dont tell!
on a devious note - if they make you angry ever, at least you can have the last smile, that inner warm glow you will get, when you know what they ate and they dont!
Nasty Headfry wont go to heaven for that will she

[mrdinkle]

I'd stay quiet too - otherwise you might put them off homemade soup in the future....