Cooking duck tonight for a stripper

[Glutton4...]

I love duck, but it's too far to drive for dinner!

I'm not a stripper. I am married. I can't fix him up with decent dates.




Guess I'll buy my own duck then!

[OllieMartin]

Ha, why would I regret telling you about her profession, it was a complete, unashamed boast!

I'm not so fussed that she cancelled because I decided to grow a great big spot on my forehead this morning!

I'm too darn busy at the moment anyway, tonight was the only night I could have done it until next tuesday anyway, so at least I get the evening free.
Sadly that means tidying the house

Anyway, duck time

[FionaH]

Give me the duck and I will promise not to strip Trust me thats a good deal

[binley100]

No guest no need to tidy the house. Just kick back and enjoy your breasts (of duck of course)

[Two_Sheds]

...a close shave there mate

and... no pun intended

[Nicos]

and... no pun intended

..in his mind eh????

[Two_Sheds]

..in his mind eh????

what, the whole thing? Just an excuse to eat duck? A bit elaborate

[ginger ninger]

Sadly that means tidying the house

Anyway, duck time

You didn't clean up.......You little muck pup

[Nicos]

what, the whole thing? Just an excuse to eat duck? A bit elaborate

Nah..the close shave!!!

[Nicos]

Anyway, duck time

Oy....OOOppp Norff..gals are called 'duck'

"eh oop duk"...

[OllieMartin]

Oy....OOOppp Norff..gals are called 'duck'

"eh oop duk"...

Birds, chicks, hens, a lot of avian pseudonyms...

*waits for the 'blue tit' comments*

[Brengirl]

So sorry to hear that you've been stood up Ollie. What a waste of what could have been the next installment..............

[OllieMartin]

So sorry to hear that you've been stood up Ollie. What a waste of what could have been the next installment..............

It was all her idea, she's heard rumours I do an amazing duck so specifically requested it! Who am I to say "no"?
She'll be back.

To Be Continued....

[Nicos]

*waits for the 'blue tit' comments*

Far too warm here for that ol' bean!!

[HeyWayne]

It was all her idea, she's heard rumours I do an amazing duck so specifically requested it! Who am I to say "no"?
She'll be back.

To Be Continued....

Erm, are you sure it was "duck" she heard?