Cooking duck tonight for a stripper

[OllieMartin]

...and not the 'paint stripper' kind!

Sadly it's purely plutonic, although she has promised to set me up on 3, yes 3, dates. I'd have cooked it for nothing, but I'll take 3 dates!

[Brengirl]

sorry I cannot resist......hope you both enjoy your pekin......

[HayleyB]

Ollie you tart..........

oops I mean your dessert could be erm apple tart....

[Glutton4...]

No, Hayley, you were right the first time LOL!

[HayleyB]

Actually slight concern.....

plutonic - definition - Relating to the [underworld] or the god [Pluto]

D'ya reckon he's trying to tell us sommat

[Glutton4...]

I reckon the nutter meant platonic!

Him n all his wordiness an all!

[OllieMartin]

I reckon the nutter meant platonic!

Him n all his wordiness an all!

Correction: sustained!

[Nicos]

Aww...bless...he's all tongue tied before she arrives

[OllieMartin]

...and she cancelled.

To be honest, I was right about to cancel until I actully managed to find sichuan pepper corns in Waitrose.
Now I've got £10 worth of duck breasts to eat. I'm sure I'll manage it!

[Nicos]

Phew...a close shave there mate!!

- pop one of them in the freezer, and enjoy it another time!

[Brengirl]

Just wondering why he has been so informative about his dinner guest. Is OllieMartin also an exhibitionist?

[SueA]

Was there something in the choice of duck BREASTS for a stripper?

[Nicos]

Oh...he's going to really regret letting us in on her profession - isn't he!!!

[Seahorse]

So many innuendos, so little time!

I think you should insist on these three dates she promised to set you up with though Ollie - and maybe a fourth, as you've been so inconvenienced!

[ginger ninger]

Just wondering why he has been so informative about his dinner guest. Is OllieMartin also an exhibitionist?

(Sprays screen with coffee)..no Brengirl..Looks like poor Ollie's only getting his hands on duck breasts tonight...To cook them that is.