I now know how a man feels

[HeyWayne]

nah...- has your grass grown Wayne?
I'm just waiting for my paint to dry before I check on mine

Nope, and I'll be beggared if I can get this kettle to boil, no matter how hard I give it the Care Bear stare!

[Nicos]

Got a bit of chuddy?????

( urmmmm..is that a northern expression????)

[piskieinboots]

I can hear you you know!
*continues pacing whilst eyeing up champers

[HeyWayne]

Got a bit of chuddy?????

( urmmmm..is that a northern expression????)

Chewing gum?

[Nicos]

Chewing gum?

Yup!

fancy a contest whilst we're waiting???

[HeyWayne]

Yup!

fancy a contest whilst we're waiting???

That's bubblegum silly!

[Nicos]

That's bubblegum silly!

Welllll...

it smells nicer- and is more fun!!!!
...your kettle boiled yet????

[Nicos]

Hey up Piskie- you've gone quiet!!!!...you OK????

Quick..send round the pompiers!!

[piskieinboots]

I'm still here and still pacing - so I guess 1200hrs was way out then!

Ive just thought, he would probably need to stop at the Armoury to hand in his weapon - that would delay - erm wouldn't it - gawd!!

[Nicos]

Don't be daft- he'll be down the pub with his mates catching up on the gossip!!!!

[HeyWayne]

Kettle boiled, but I missed it - was watching here.

[piskieinboots]

perhaps he forgot to take his ID and they won't let him back on

[Nicos]

Good job your not sat in the bath drinking champers- you'd be covered in goosebumps by now!!!!

( and very, very giggly!!!!)

[Nicos]

message for Snowdrop...

come along laddie- we're all waiting for you!!!!

[piskieinboots]

!!!!!!!

I just called his office, he has JUST arrived onto unit and is being debriefed as we speak

Stand down guys

I shall now really really REALLY go ....laters