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  • #31
    I was once in a supermarket and the till broke. Right, I said, it's £7.38, here's the exact money. No, she called a supervisor, got the till mended and when it said £7.38 she looked at me in total amazement and said; 'How did you know that?'
    Into each life some rain must fall........but this is getting ridiculous.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by janeyo View Post
      I am not at all surprised having had similar lots of times when asking for thigns with no meat in.
      Ha!
      You just reminded me of when I was in Asia. I had to ask for Vegetarian-No-Meat-No-Fish, because some 'vegetarian' dishes had shellfish or even chicken in them.

      actually, it happens over here too
      All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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      • #33
        I dread to think how many people went home with their head in their hands after hearing Ash(my boy) answer a lady who asked him "Do you know where eggs come from?"...Ash's reply...."course I do.....cows!"
        the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.

        Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xx

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        • #34
          Originally posted by andi&di View Post
          I dread to think how many people went home with their head in their hands after hearing Ash(my boy) answer a lady who asked him "Do you know where eggs come from?"...Ash's reply...."course I do.....cows!"
          Are cows eggs as big as ostrich eggs?
          The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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          • #35
            Originally posted by bubblewrap View Post
            Are cows eggs as big as ostrich eggs?
            Not got a clue....we've not got cows nor qstrich'....we have however got 25()chooks!!!...Oh to have a five year old son with a sense of humour as bad as his mums!!!?
            the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.

            Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xx

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            • #36
              Originally posted by andi&di View Post
              Not got a clue....we've not got cows nor qstrich'....we have however got 25()chooks!!!...Oh to have a five year old son with a sense of humour as bad as his mums!!!?
              lol
              nice one!

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              • #37
                seen on today's Freegle:
                "I need to replace aquatic fish for my friend as my son had unplugged the tank"

                as opposed to land-living fish?
                All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
                  *shakes head.

                  And we paid taxes to pay for that "edumacation"
                  Is that the word of the day?
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