I am the Zen master

[Irie Jan]

Shoulders moving up and down with laughter! Is this what becoming a Daddy has done to you?? Keep us laughing Wayne Big up the Daddy!! lmao

[HeyWayne]

Shoulders moving up and down with laughter! Is this what becoming a Daddy has done to you?? Keep us laughing Wayne Big up the Daddy!! lmao

You wait 'till you see my dance...

GUBA - It's a Dancing Hippo!

[Irie Jan]

You wait 'till you see my dance...

GUBA - It's a Dancing Hippo!

Come on then show us your dance then

[sharonr]

Brilliant.

[HeyWayne]

Brilliant.

What? My dance?

[sharonr]

Is it you after a few bevies?

[Oleander]

"I am the Zen master"

No doubt about that - can you tell me how to grow parsnips?

[bubblewrap]

Man who has beans & peas on same plate is a dirty pig.

[HeyWayne]

Is it you after a few bevies?

Naah, who needs bevvies, I'm a dad now - I can do embarassing dancing on call.

"I am the Zen master"

No doubt about that - can you tell me how to grow parsnips?

You must visit the throne of porcelain many times on your path to enlightenment and seek out the cardboard core.

[SlugLobber]

Naah, who needs bevvies, I'm a dad now - I can do embarassing dancing on call.

Oh dear, I have an image of you doing the 'Wedding Dance' a la Peter Kay's 'Dad' impression.

Sound advice, old one. That fart one is so true! Try it in a small office!

[Pootle]

You forgot;

Husband who searches for socks cannot see them even when they are under his nose




Also applies to pants

[kirsty b]

Copied and pasted to nephew's blog. He's going to need a fair bit of cheering up in the next month or so!!

Love the Crouching Hippo Hidden Waistband'

Now got me thinking about the 'Going to the Dancefloor Dance' too.

[tricky]

good stuff wayne put a smile on me face

[HeyWayne]

You forgot;

Husband who searches for socks cannot see them even when they are under his nose

Also applies to pants

Cherish the man whose socks can be held under nose without physical harm.

[maytreefrannie]

Cherish the man whose socks can be held under nose without physical harm.

Cherish the socks of which both can be found