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  • #16
    Shoulders moving up and down with laughter! Is this what becoming a Daddy has done to you?? Keep us laughing Wayne Big up the Daddy!! lmao
    Live like you never lived before!

    Laugh Like you never laughed before!

    Love like you never loved before!

    One Love & Unity


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    • #17
      Originally posted by Irie Jan View Post
      Shoulders moving up and down with laughter! Is this what becoming a Daddy has done to you?? Keep us laughing Wayne Big up the Daddy!! lmao
      You wait 'till you see my dance...

      GUBA - It's a Dancing Hippo!
      A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

      BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

      Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


      What would Vedder do?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
        You wait 'till you see my dance...

        GUBA - It's a Dancing Hippo!
        Come on then show us your dance then
        Live like you never lived before!

        Laugh Like you never laughed before!

        Love like you never loved before!

        One Love & Unity


        http://iriejans.blogspot.com/

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        • #19
          Brilliant.
          I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by sharonr View Post
            Brilliant.
            What? My dance?
            A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

            BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

            Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


            What would Vedder do?

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            • #21
              Is it you after a few bevies?
              I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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              • #22
                "I am the Zen master"

                No doubt about that - can you tell me how to grow parsnips?
                Never say never!

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                • #23
                  Man who has beans & peas on same plate is a dirty pig.
                  The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                  Brian Clough

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by sharonr View Post
                    Is it you after a few bevies?
                    Naah, who needs bevvies, I'm a dad now - I can do embarassing dancing on call.

                    Originally posted by Oleander View Post
                    "I am the Zen master"

                    No doubt about that - can you tell me how to grow parsnips?
                    You must visit the throne of porcelain many times on your path to enlightenment and seek out the cardboard core.
                    A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                    BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                    Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


                    What would Vedder do?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                      Naah, who needs bevvies, I'm a dad now - I can do embarassing dancing on call.
                      Oh dear, I have an image of you doing the 'Wedding Dance' a la Peter Kay's 'Dad' impression.

                      Sound advice, old one. That fart one is so true! Try it in a small office!

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                      • #26
                        You forgot;

                        Husband who searches for socks cannot see them even when they are under his nose




                        Also applies to pants

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                        • #27
                          Copied and pasted to nephew's blog. He's going to need a fair bit of cheering up in the next month or so!!

                          Love the Crouching Hippo Hidden Waistband'

                          Now got me thinking about the 'Going to the Dancefloor Dance' too.
                          Kirsty b xx

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                          • #28
                            good stuff wayne put a smile on me face
                            Take photographs today because tommorow you might not have

                            Together everyone achieves more

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Pootle View Post
                              You forgot;

                              Husband who searches for socks cannot see them even when they are under his nose

                              Also applies to pants
                              Cherish the man whose socks can be held under nose without physical harm.
                              A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                              BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                              Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


                              What would Vedder do?

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                                Cherish the man whose socks can be held under nose without physical harm.
                                Cherish the socks of which both can be found
                                My hopes are not always realized but I always hope (Ovid)

                                www.fransverse.blogspot.com

                                www.franscription.blogspot.com

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