Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Gardeners Rest #16 ( 2021)

Collapse

This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #46
    ….”What on earth is that jingling sound?” asked everyone…..
    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

    Location....Normandy France

    Comment


    • #47
      ….looking at Rary…….
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

      Comment


      • #48
        Everybody looked at the hunchback's hump. They knew they shouldn't, but they couldn't help it: they were all convinced the sound was coming from there.
        Location: north-east Spain, where the sun is too hot, the rain too torrential, the hail too big, the wind too windy and the snow too deep. Last frost: usually mid-April, sometimes first week in May. First frost: mid-October.

        Comment


        • #49
          …Rary suddenly blushed. It was unusual for him to look so bashful…..
          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

          Location....Normandy France

          Comment


          • #50
            “they’re chocolate coins ….honest” he gesticulated….
            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

            Location....Normandy France

            Comment


            • #51
              “Oooooo” drooled the Grapes gleefully.
              Rary instantly realised his mistake and tentatively tried to back out through the door…..unfortunately….
              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

              Location....Normandy France

              Comment


              • #52
                he tripped over one of Nick's seven-league boots and, as he fell to the ground, his hump split open, revealing...
                Location: north-east Spain, where the sun is too hot, the rain too torrential, the hail too big, the wind too windy and the snow too deep. Last frost: usually mid-April, sometimes first week in May. First frost: mid-October.

                Comment


                • #53
                  "Is that a giant peach Rary?" Nicos asked ...

                  "No", replied Rary " my trousers have split and my pants are in the wash and I tripped over these damn boots ... It's a bit draughty with the wind blowing from the urals"

                  Nicos blushed like a tomato and took another peek then exclaimed ...
                  Last edited by nick the grief; 10-12-2021, 11:16 AM.
                  ntg
                  Never be afraid to try something new.
                  Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
                  A large group of professionals built the Titanic
                  ==================================================

                  Comment


                  • #54
                    “I’ve got just the cream for that!”….and headed off to fetch the first aid box.

                    In the mean time NTG…..
                    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                    Location....Normandy France

                    Comment


                    • #55
                      ...was warming his stockinged feet by the fire in the snug, where he'd come to avoid the holly spread over the lounge floor where Nicos and Snoop were busily tying it into festive wreaths, while at the same time....
                      Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                      Endless wonder.

                      Comment


                      • #56
                        ... Snadger was toasting his nuts by the fire.

                        "I really think we should wake him up" said Snoop ... "I can smell burning"

                        All of a sudden
                        ntg
                        Never be afraid to try something new.
                        Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
                        A large group of professionals built the Titanic
                        ==================================================

                        Comment


                        • #57
                          The seven-league-boots stood up of their own accord and in a single leap shot out the door and out of sight.

                          "I'm glad I wasn't wearing them when they did that", exclaimed Nick.

                          "Where have they gone?", all the others chimed in.

                          Except the fairy, who asked in ominous tones, "Who have they gone to meet?"
                          Location: north-east Spain, where the sun is too hot, the rain too torrential, the hail too big, the wind too windy and the snow too deep. Last frost: usually mid-April, sometimes first week in May. First frost: mid-October.

                          Comment


                          • #58
                            It was the cobbler as they had a few loose nails, but this was no boot cobbler but a rather special , prize winning chef who specialised in Xmas cobbler puddings.
                            So far the recipe wasn’t in the Great British Pudding Recipe book , but NTG was hot on his boots’ heels hoping to get the rather acclaimed recipe.
                            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                            Location....Normandy France

                            Comment


                            • #59
                              “I’ve got some custard” he shouted…..” I’ve got some custard!”….as his voice disappeared into the horizon….

                              Rary, never wanting to miss a free pudding dashed off after them shouting “ I’ve got a spoon!”…..
                              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                              Location....Normandy France

                              Comment


                              • #60
                                So while some folks were off running after this and that, Nicos and Snoop thought they would sneak out the back door and see how tall the bean stalk had grown , Snoop wanted to see if it would take her weight if she climbed up it, so she told Nicos to...
                                it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                                Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

                                Comment

                                Latest Topics

                                Collapse

                                Recent Blog Posts

                                Collapse
                                Working...
                                X